G/T Short Stories

T-Rex Valentine

     I was rejected on Valentine's Day, feeling sad I went to the jungle to take some time away from city life. Well, actually I was mostly doing it to cry.

     The jungle was also a pretty relaxing place. Lots of calming sounds and a beautiful scenery.

     I sad down on a rock, taking in everything, then I began to cry. "Why did my Valentine reject me! I loved her so fricking much!"

     Suddenly, I started hearing a loud booming sound in the distance. It didn't bother me that much at first, but then after a while, it sounded like it was getting closer. I listened for a few more seconds, yep it was definitely getting closer.

     I stood up to begin running, but I couldn't, because I got stepped on by a giant T-Rex. It didn't seem to notice that it had stepped on me. So I tried pushing it off, which caught its attention, as it looked down to see me trapped underneath it.

     It bent its head down, and I started fearing for my life. But instead of biting my head off, it gave me a kiss. Yep, its big pink lips covered my whole face.

     Well at least I have a Valentine now I guess.