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Vince: My first child will be a science exp.

So I'm gonna lock them in the basement and go down every day saying 'Lemon'. And I'll say it in different tones.

Like if I'm sad I'll go: "Lemon :(" and if I'm happy, I'll go: "Lemon! :)"

And then when he's 15, I'll let him loose into society. I'll put a blindfold on him and bring him to a crowded mall.

I'll unblindfold him, but he won't know what to do, so he'll panic and yell:

"LEMON! LEMON! LEMON!"

And I'll be laughing.

Nah, I feel like Vincent would do this

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