"INFECTED. STOP SNEEZING ON THE PIZZAS FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU ARE RUINING OUR REPUTATION!!!!!" Gregoriah barged into the kitchen as everyone stopped what they were doing to stare at him. "Ur l1t3rlly n0t my b0$$." DR RETRO WALKS IN 😲😲😲 "And I am. Infected, go take a break and please go grab a tissue." Infected just stared at her, jaw dropped as Gregoriah walked out of the room in victory. "Ughhh f1ne." He walked out the door.
"H333333333yyyy-" "Shut your ass up rn. You're not skibidi enough to talk to me." Unpleasant was.....unpleased HEAHEHHAEH. "Nuhuh!!!" Unpleasant sighed and turned to the others. "I'm gonna take my break, I have GYATT to go rizz up some level 100 sigma males in Ohio!!!" (I am so not mc lovin it rn......why does bro canonically talk like that......) All the cashiers just sorta looked at them, nodded, and went back to work. "........1 h4t3 th3 way u t@lk >:(." "L!"
The two leave the building through the back (like over by the delivery cars)
"Why @re we 3ven h3re." "Cause your level 0 gyatt decided to talk to my level 1000 gyatt." "H0w u got @n [content deleted] w1th0ut mu$cl3s l1ke th1s??" Unpleasant stared at her legs thinking of a comeback. "I MAY NOT HAVE ARMS BUT I HAVE HELLA FUCKING THICC LEGS GYATTHOLE!" (what am i writing rn someone sue-) Unpleasant kicked their ass in the balls LAMAMELAOO. "WTF-Y0U W@NNA F1GHT?? MY DAD$ BU-" "Builderman ik NOW SQUARE UP YOU NERD EMOJI LOOKIN AHH!" "Ahem." HOLY SHIT ITS WILLIAMPLAYZ57!!! "O-0h....b0$s...w3 were j0king.!" "Yep mhm joking yes sir." Williamplayz57 was not buying it!!!!!! After all, he has eyes everywhere. He sees all. He made them respawn to their respective spots (kitchen and cashier area!!) and disappeared.
With Infected!!!!
"AAAAAAA4444444AAAAAAAAAAAAA" "You..errrr....good?" Pillby walked over to him. "[content deleted] Y0U UNPL34$ANT!" "FUCK YOU TOO NERD EMOJI! YOU AINT EVEN FROM OHIO!!" Could be heard from the other room. Infected got rlly angry and went up to the window. Unpleasant also went to the window. They just sorta stared angerly at each other. WILLIAMPLAYZ57 AND DR DRETRO ENTER THE SCENE...with someone new. "Unpleasant we're replacing you." "WHAT??????? THIS IS SO NOT SIGMA IN OHIO!!!!!!" "[content deleted] Y3SSS$$/FUCK YEAH!!!" Jeremy and Infected celebrated. "You're being moved into the kitchen to be a cook." "Wh4t." Infected stopped, staring at his two bosses as if they were bat shit crazy and just murdered someone. Unpleasant got respawned into the kitchen. "Cashiers, meet Scag." "Hiiii........??"
In the kitchen
"WHY W0ULD TH3Y PUT Y0U OF 4LL PE0PL3 HER3?!?!?" "I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT THIS IS SO NOT COOL!!!!!" Pilby just went into a corner while Spud kept working, trying to ignore the fighting going on rn.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!! WOAOEAOWOAWOA
Also Unpleasant looks kinda like this but w/o arms!!
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