CHAPTER 9 (HAPPY BDAY INFECTED!!)

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CHATFIC TIME!!!!

Unpleasant: Hapy abridth laasor!!!!!
Infected: H0W D1D Y0U G3T MY NUMB3R?!?!?

Unpleasant: Forced Rtri ti guv ut at i ane

Infected: ......Wh4t. turn 0n 4uto c0rrect pl3ase...

Unpleasant: hwat shtat

Infected: 1t corr3cts y0ur 4wful sp3ll1ng.

(OMG GNARPYS REDESIGN JUST CAME OUT!!!!!!)


Unpleasant: thais abetr thnat abe a virus

Infected: Ju$t g3t 1t br0 1t's 1n $ett1ngs.

Unpleasant: then wahys ur spaelng stil shti

Infected: B3c4us3 1'm $p3c1al.

Few mins later >__<

Unpleasant: Okay I got your dumb virus

Unpleasant: HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

Infected: N0w th4t 1 c4n und3r$t4nd y0u...H0W D0 Y0U H4V3 MY NUMB3R.

Unpleasant: That sigma Retro gave it to me!!! She said it was your birthday

Infected: 1t 1$n....0MG 1T 1S!!!

Unpleasant: That's so skibidi rizz in Ohio bro!! Me n the gang are on our way or whatever. 

Infected: TH3 G4NG??? 4RE Y0U G0NN4 B34T M3 UP???

Unpleasant: Help
Unpleasant: They're forcing me to come with

Infected: H4H4H4H4H4H4HH4H44H4 LM4000000 XDDDD

Unpleasant: Shut up. I'm only here cause I'm the only one who knows where our skibidi defense fort is.

Infected: 4p4rtm3nt. 0ur 4p4rtm3nt.

Unpleasant: Ya ya whatever you say beta male. 
Unpleasant: Look out the window loser.

Unpleasant is sticking his foot out the car, his middle toe up.

Infected: 3W. G3T Y0UR GR0$$ 4$$ F33T 0UT TH3 W1ND0W.

Unpleasant: WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER I USE MY HANDS???
Unpleasant: ............Don't answer that.

Infected: XDDDDDDDDDD L0$3R G3T UR 4$$3$ 1N H3R3!!!!!!


And then they had an epic bday party!!!!!!!




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