aesthetic : football preferences

12. His Pick Up Line

Cristiano Ronaldo - There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.

Gareth Bale - If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

James Rodriguez - Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Karim Benzema - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Sergio Ramos - Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

Iker Casillas - On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

Adnan Januzaj - If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Eden Hazard -  Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

Stefan De Vrij - I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Robin Van Persie - Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

Daley Blind - Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.

Toni Kroos - You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Isco - Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Arbeloa - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Bastian Schweinsteiger - If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

Mesut Ozil -Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

Lucas Silva - Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

Nacho - I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

Manuel Neuer - Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Jasper Cillessen - I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

David De Gea - There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Ander Herrera - Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Pepe - You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Fabio Coentrao - Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!

Marcelo - You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

Jese - Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Lucas Podolski - Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces,                          aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

Memphis Depay - Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Ron Vlaar - If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

Granit Xhaka -Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

Xherdan Shaqiri - If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

Jose Mourinho - Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling