14. Things He Teaches You

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Cristiano Ronaldo - Swimming (naked...maybe)

Gareth Bale - Golf

James Rodriguez - Twerking

Karim Benzema - Flirting in French (Je veux que vous nu)

Sergio Ramos - Bullfighting

Iker Casillas - Spanish swear words

Toni Kroos - How to bake chocolate cookies

Adnan Januzaj - Skate boarding

Marco Reus - Slow dancing

Ron Vlaar - How to ride a bike

Mats Hummels - German ( SEXy)

Bastian Schweinsteiger - ask Poldi

Lucas Poldolski - ask Basti

Mesut Ozil - How to take perfect selfies

Alexis Sanchez - How to play a guitar

Granit Xhaka - How to make chicken soup

Xherdan Shaqiri - How to strip

David De Gea - To love Ander Herrera (What more can you ask?)

Jasper Cillessen - Sassy comebacks

Manuel Neuer - How to kiss tall guys

Eden Hazard - Belly dancing (Lucky bitch)

Memphis Depay - Tattoo art

Robin Van Persie - To be his batman (get it? GET IT? I am so funny)

Daley Blind - Dutch songs

Angel Di Maria - Maths

Edinson Cavani - To appreciate the little things in life (omg my baby)

Marcelo - How to weave your hair

Jose Mourinho - To be special

OMG THAT GIF ABOVE IS GOALS wtf. Well it's 1 am. I should sleep lmao.

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