aesthetic : football preferences

21. When he meets your parents

Cristiano Ronaldo - your mum calls him love, your dad calls him son

Gareth Bale - acts all chivalrous

James Rodriguez - trips over the carpet and breaks your tv

Karim Benzema - "I make dua for your daughter every day and every night."

Sergio Ramos - rips his jeans by "mistake"

Toni Kroos - *shy shy nervous shy*

Adnan Januzaj - "are you wearing lipstick, adnan?" - your parents

Marco Reus - slaps your butt in front of them

Mats Hummels - buys gifts for your parents and even for their pet

Bastian Schweinsteiger - makes apple pies with your mom

Lucas Podolski- makes apple pies with your mom and basti

Alexis Sanchez - *does 100 push ups* *parents impressed*

Olivier Giroud - makes everyone fall in love with his laughter

Hector Bellerin - your parents still can't believe you're with this piece of art

David De Gea - "I usually don't talk about goals but if I have to select one, it would be me and your daughter. We are goals."

Marcelo - *spills water* "Oh fuck. No, shit I didn't mean to say that. Fuck, I said shit...um..what the heck? I'm sorry."

Jasper Cillessen - winks and says, "How does it feel to meet your future son in law?"

Manuel Neuer - breaks your dining room chair

Mesut Ozil - "MashaAllah! I can see where your daughter gets the noor on her face from."

Eden Hazard - twerks

Memphis Depay - falls asleep while talking to your dad about stocks, graphs and other shitty stuff

Alireza Jahanbakhsh - gets roses for you mom

Robin Van Persie - takes them out to a luxurious restaurant

Isco Alarcon - ships your parents so damn hard

Alvaro Morata - gets pranked by your dad

Edinson Cavani - sings "why you gotta be so rude"

Angel Di Maria - "it's an honour to meet you both"

Raphael Varane- *shakes your dad's hand* "you must be her dad but she calls me daddy."

Granit Xhaka - drowns himself in perfume

Xherdan Shaqiri - is still not sure what their names are

Zlatan Ibrahimovic - doesn't

Marco Verratti - has a speech prepared to woo them

David Luiz - accidentally kicks your dad's foot beneath the dining table...seductively

Jose Mourinho - "So you brought this lil shit into the world?"