aesthetic : football preferences

15. Drunk text he sends you

Cristiano Ronaldo - "You make me feel drunk when I'm sober"

Gareth Bale - "I love all three of your heads equally"

James Rodriguez - "I vomited on our bed. It smells nice"

Karim Benzema - "Stay halal, habibti"

Sergio Ramos - "GET NAKED I AM COMING FOR YOUUU"

Iker Casillas - "Who are you?"

Toni Kroos - "Yes I'm drunk and you're beautiful and tomorrow morning I'll be sober but you'll still be beautiful"

Adnan Januzaj - "let's drink zamzam/holy water together"

Marco Reus - "I am wearing your bra. Can't find undies to match."

Mats Hummels - "Excuse me Mr Obama but will you go out on a date with me?"

Bastian Schweinsteiger - "I like your beard"

Lucas Poldolski - "My dog is a better kisser than you"

Mesut Ozil - "Astaghfirullah"

Alexis Sanchez - "It's easy to get drunk when you are not here"

Granit Xhaka - "This Turkish tea tastes a bit weird"

Xherdan Shaqiri - "I drank Granit's tea and I'm floating"

David De Gea - " Will you marry my father?"

Jasper Cillessen - "I am not drunk wtf"

Manuel Neuer - "I AM NAKED AND LOST WHERE ARE YOU?"

Eden Hazard - "hahahahahehehehhahahahathisbootybelongstou"

Memphis Depay - "Fuck clothes"

Robin Van Persie - "I have been a very bad boy"

Daley Blind - "I AM PRINCE CASPIAN"

Angel Di Maria - "I just wanna be at Madrid. Halp meh"

Edinson Cavani - "I gave birth to a baby unicorn"

Marcelo - "I AM BEYONCE"

Jose Mourinho - "I have nothing to say meow"

Woohooo! Hope you all like these :P And I am going to update my Sergio Ramos/ Real Madrid fic 'Love Counselling' tomorrow, so please check it out guys. You might like it :) xx

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