When the elevator arrived, we stepped off. The room was cold. 16 podiums stood in a circle, in the middle of the room. Behind them, a thrown. The phone sat in that one.
"Um, what is this?" Asked Balloon, apprehensively.
"This is where you'll be standing, of course." He said as if it were painful obvious. "Look, each of your names are on them."
We all stood at our designated podiums. As I stood at mine, feeling the wood it was made out of, I noticed something beside me.
I jumped, letting out an involuntary scream.
"What! what!?" Goo asked, looking around wildly.
It was a portrait of LifeRing, with the words 'Couldn't save his own life' on it. I quickly composed myself and in a calm manner, asked...
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!"
As my anger at the disrespect of an object life began to boil. My hair flew up in a firey rage.
MonoPhone chuckled. "Don't burn the place down, Paintbrush. It's my respects to the dead."
"Respects!? This is a sick joke! I-"
I was cut off my a hand on my shoulder. Candle. She shook her head in a calm manner.
"There will be a time and place for this. But it's not right now, I'm sorry." I could see a sorrowful look in her eyes.
I sighed. My bristles returning to normal, I calmed myself down.
A joke at the expense of a dead person? I didn't think this thing could get any worse. This whole game is nothing but a twisted mistake.
"Okay, everyone ready? I will now begin to explain the rules of the class trial. Ehem-"
"W-wait, before we start. I have a question." Bow stated. For some reason I felt like I should've said that instead.
MonoPhone groaned, "Whaaaat..." he whined.
Bow backed down a bit but kept her composer. "Why are there 16 podiums?"
"What do you mean?" Candle asked.
"Well," she paused to find the right words, "there are 15 of us. Not 16."
"Oh right!" The phone started to speak again. "Simple mistake, I thought there was 16." I got the uneasy feeling but brushed it off.
"Anyway, the rules of the class trial!" He said excitedly.
-insert rules here-
(Listen, you know what the rules are right? You've seen danganronpa. I don't remember the rules word for word and don't feel like looking it up, ok😭)"Okay!" Fan began. "Where should we start?"
"Let's start with the cause of death." Testtube responded.
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Dangansanity (Inanimate Insanity x Danganronpa)
FanfictionWhen 15 objects wake up on an island, with barley any memories, they're with some sorta phone who tells them they're in a killing game. This is a Danganronpa and Inanimate Insanity crossover. I know that's already been done before (multiple times)...