Elijah LoMonaco is the illegitimate son of Mark LoMonaco, better known as Bully Ray in the indies and best known as Bubba Ray Dudley in ECW and WWE, who was trained by his father figure Devon Hughes, best known as D-Von Dudley, and taken into the fa...
Ever since I made my debut, the internet had been buzzing.
I mean, I just had my contract signing the night of my debut, what can get better than that? Oh yeah, reuniting with Carla and helping her win the title.
It was the best night of our lives and I had to make sure that Carla and I got to hang out for real again. I know that she likes to go out, but since she won the title last night, I know she'd want to rest.
Also, after she won the title, Carla posted a picture of herself, on Instagram, eating a whole GALLON of ice cream as a celebratory snack.
I mean, when I saw the picture, I laughed my ass off because Carla looked so cute with that gallon of ice cream with her new Championship, that I don't know if she realizes it.
Anything she does, I just laugh. I can't explain how cute she is most of the time, especially when she's shorter than me.
She's 5'1" and I'm 6'1"...
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...so seeing the two of us hanging out, it literally looks like I'm taking a high school girl out to dinner or something like that, even though she's barely over the age of consent, 21 years of age.
Anyway, I had to ask Carla if I can come over and hang out with her, just because I wanted her to feel like she's not alone. After all, I'm the one who helped her with Tino and Mandy last night so she could win the title.
I texted her, but surprisingly, she texted me back.
Me: Hey, Carla. You doing anything?
Carla:Not really, Elijah. I'm just resting after last night.
Me: You earned it, anyway. Want me to come by and maybe hang with you?
Carla:I would love it. Bring over some food?
Me: I'll order some pizza if you'd like.
Carla:I'd love it. See you soon!
Me: See you then.
I ordered a pizza from a pizza restaurant, who happened to be New York Style, my favorite kind of pizza, and I was able to get a pepperoni, which is awesome, and now, on the way to Carla's place.
I really wanted to hang out with her after all this time, and what better time than now? I mean, she never saw me any differently when we first met in San Antonio at Booker's wrestling school, Reality of Wrestling.
Back then, when she said that I'm nothing like my asshole father, I broke down crying.
The reason I cried is because throughout my life, I was told by my dad that I was a demon spawn and I should've died in the woman, but to hear Carla say that I'm nothing like Bully, nobody can understand how happy I was.
