"3rd Times A Charm"

Chapter 1

Adam, the head of the exterminator army and Lute, an exterminator angel and his best friend, was begging for Lute to pay for the lunch they had ordered, even though Adam said it would be on him.

"But sir, I don't have enough money."

"Lute. I forgot my wallet. Ya gotta have something in there!" Adam moaned, grabbing Lute's bag and looking inside of it.

She sighed and handed the waiter a 20, and told that she'd pay the extra 2 dollars later.

He grinned at her, "Thank ya sweetheart~"

She rolled her eyes at him, "This is the 5th time Adam, how are you this broke?"

"Bitch, I got money more than your ass will ever see, I'm rolling in that dough, that's why all the bitches love me."

"Then why have I paid $90 in fast food runs already, sir?"

"Are you questioning me bitch?"

"No, sir."

"That's what I thought."

They got up and left the restaurant, and suddenly a man in a black suit appeared.

''Adam, first man and head of the Angelic Extermination Army, and Lute, lieutenant of the Angelic Extermination Army, your presence has been ordered by the high Seraphim, Ms.Sera Morningstar at the Seraphim Courthouse. (seraphims have the last name Morningstar, as Lucifer is an ex seraphim and it makes sense)

"Uhm..tf?' Adam looked at him clueless, along with Lute's surprised look.

"I will be your escort, no time to waste."

Adam and Lute spread their wings and followed the summoner to the courthouse, their heart pounding.

Sera, the Seraphim, looked at Lute and Adam with a disappointed look on her face.

"Sera, tf did you call us for?"

Sera motioned her head towards two outsiders, Charlotte Morningstar, child born under the Morningstar and the first lady Lilith, and heir to the throne of Hell, and Vaggie Morningstar, Charlotte Morningstar's wife.

(Charlie and Vaggie got married)

Lute growled, "Sera, I don't mean to sound rude, but WHAT is SHE doing here." She pointed to Vaggie, and received a growl in return.

Sera sighed, "You will know in a little, Lute, just please keep Adam under control." She said quietly so hopefully no one heard her but Lute. Lute nodded in return. "Everyone, we are gathered here today to investigate the case of Morningstar and the Angelic Extermination Army. Morningstar the precedent, AEA the defender. Morningstar, why have you had us gather here today?"

"Thank you, Lady Seraphim." Charlie proceeded, "My wife, Vaggie Morningstar, was brutally injured and left for dead by AEA, during the 97th annual extermination. She went against heaven and spared an INNOCENT demon child. Her eye was cut out and her wings and halo were stripped from her. All for protecting a demon child."

"CRY AB-" Adam started but Lute quickly shushed him.

"Thank you, Mrs.Morningstar, how would you like to charge?

Charlie turned to Vaggie and smiled, letting her speak. "I would like to charge for hypocrisy, a sin, attempted murder, a sin, brutality, a sin, and wrongful demotion, a heavenly sin. I want those two to fall."

The court gasped.

"Thank you, Mrs.Morningstar. AEA, how do you defend yourself against this terrible accusation?"

"I want those bitches fucking d-"

Lute quickly cut him off again, and started speaking. "Ms.Sera, the sins Mrs.Morningstar has accused of us was allowed in the 90th amendment. The amendment states any measure can be made during extermination, as long as you're an exterminator and doing what was best for our home. The reason I stripped Mrs.Morningstar if her rights is because she commited treachery. We could not trust her knowing she spared a demon. She has obviously been with them all along, as she's married to the heiress of the very Hell we are trying to protect ourselves from. She knows all about us. During the 100th annual extermination, many demons called cannibals had wielded an angelic weapon. They killed many of OUR people, as you may already know. It's obvious if me and Adam hadn't done what we done earlier, Heaven could be run over by those freaks."

"Thank you, Lute. This court has ruled in favor of AEA."

"HAH, SUCK IT BITCHES! YOU FUCKING LOST AGAIN YOU PIECES OF SHITS!" Adam flipped them off, and Charlie sighed.

"Fuck you, Adam!" Vaggie said.

"Sorry, I don't fuck lesbians!"

After court, Lute and Adam were walking on the promenade. "Those bitches are so stupid, Lute, can you believe them?"

Lute shook her head, and noticed everyone was giving them disgusted stares.

Adam looked a little embarrassed, and looked at her, "Let's just go home."