"3rd Times A Charm"

Chapter 4

"Because you will be going with her."
Sera? The fuck do you mean by that?"
"I mean, Adam, Leader of the Angelic Army, and Lute, Lieutenant of the Angelic Army, will be banished from Heaven along with Emily, Seraph of Heaven."
"What?! But why Sera? What could we have possibly have done!" Lute asked, angry.
"You and Adam have committed countless war crimes. You have participated in illegal acts that you must be held accountable for."
"But YOU allowed it!"
"People with power get away with things a lot more easily.." Sera smiled and turned her back.
"You.you BITCH." Lute started pulling her spear out.
"Lute!" Adam said, warning her to stop.
"Yes sir."
"Your release will be tomorrow." Sera said, and left the room.
Lute fell to her knees and started crying. "Adam..I don't want to fall.."
"Womp Womp bitch" (what I was born to write)
Adam was just standing there in silence. (What I'm forced to type)
Lute stood up. "I fucking hate those demons!"
"Felt"
"Ugh.."
"I hope demon bitches are good at sucking dick.."
"Sir!"
"What? Do you want to suck my dick or something?"
"No, sir."
"Yknow..it's hot that you call me sir, but you know you don't have to. I don't know why you're still even with me. You're no longer my lieutenant..I would've expected you to already be gone, you say it's my fault, and leave."
"Because, Adam, because I LOVE you."
"Well fuck I already knew that, every bitch loves me"
"No, Adam, I love you. I've loved you ever since..ever since you saved me.
"I.." Adam stood there, blushing. (Leave me alone I know it sounds like a y/n story 😭)
"I could've died that day. You saved my life."
"You've loved me for fucking eons and you tell me now!? After we're about to be sent down to HELL!?" The amount of sex we've had and you didn't tell me you loved me then? What the fuck Lute!"
"I just, didn't know how to say it. And what do you mean, sir? We've never had sex before."
"Oh shitttt, yea forgot that was dream sex. My bad"
"Oh umm okay..."
"Yea this is fucking awkward now..."
"Were my tits at least big?"
"Oh fuck yea. They were like fucking oversized watermelons"
"Well that's an upside"
"Yea, also I love you too Lute."
"You do?"
"Yea, you're like the only girl that willingly stays with me, you're a fucking bad bitch, you're the only one who doesn't like me for my dick, you're the only girl who puts up with my shit, you keep me out of super rough shit, you agree with my morals, I just, I just fucking love you Lute"
Lute blushed, and smiled, "I..thank you Adam.."
"For what?"
"Idk"
"Oh"
Lute got closer too Adam and hugged him. "I love you, Adam.."
Adam hugged her back, laughing. "I love you too, Lute." He gave her a soft kiss on her smiling lips.
Lute kissed him back, embracing their hug.
They pulled away from each other and their fingers intertwined. "Let's get out of here. I just realized we're still standing in Sera's office."
Lute looked at the office, "Yea..you're right. We're still in her office. Alone."
"Lute, what are you thinking?"
Lute walked over to Sera's desk, where their papers for being banished lie. She picked them up and showed Adam. "These papers are our ticket to hell, right?"
"Um..yea?"
"And the Prince only signs a few a century, right?"
"Uh-Huh.."
"And there's already been 7 banishments, right?"
"Yep.."
She ripped up the papers, magic coming out them.
"Lute you fucking badass! Now when tomorrow she tries to banish us, it will be denied! Let's go!"
"Should we do the same for Emily?"
Adam tells her an answer, and Lute nods. "Let's leave now, Lute, before she comes back." (I love suspense 🥰)
They left the Seraphim palace and returned to Adam's very own palace.
"You're such a badass Lute, make me a milkshake"
She nods, making him a SHAMROCK SHAKE 🤪
They sat in their bedroom together, and turned on a tv show.
"What the fuck is a McDonald's and why are humans so obsessed with it, you literally go in a skinny hot bitch and come out a fucking fatass bitch. And I don't mean hot fat, I mean disgusting fat." (Guys I don't think this I'm not fat phobic I'm keeping character 😭 I'm overweight I CANNOT be talking if I think this 😭)
"I don't know, sir"
Adam turned to Lute. "Lute, are you a virgin?"
"Um.."
"Nevermind, You should like totally lay on my lap"
She rested her head on his lap and immediately sat up, "WHY THE FUCK DID IT GO IN MY EAR!?"
Adam laughed, "I told you I had a dig bick" (😋)
"A what now?"
"Human joke. Lol"
"Um okay then"
"Cmere" Adam held his arms out for Lute to cuddle with him.
She layed on his stomach, smiling. They stayed like that until falling asleep.
In the morning, they got up extra early and got ready for their "release" they made sure to look like super hot bitches to humble the fuck out of Sera.
"Im so excited to see the look on that dumb bitches face when she realizes we're staying here whether she likes it or not." Adam kissed Lutes forehead, smiling. "All because of my baddie lieutenant"
"Can't you call me your girlfriend?"
"Yea, I could, but I don't want the readers to think I'm a soapy bitch"
"Readers?"
"Nevermind." (Remember when Adam broke the fourth wall when he said "ugly people?" In the first ep? Yea, that's what I'm going off of 🔥 🔥)
"Okay then?" 'I need to call Adam a fucking therapist...'
"Lol"
Lute and Adam got ready for their release time, which was in an hour.
"Lute can you make pancakes"
"Sure" she went into the kitchen and pulled out a pan, and wrote the word cake on them. "I told you, Adam, extermination angels don't cook"
"Oh"
"Yea sorry"
"Whatever we can get some from the IheartJesus pancake shop!"
30 minutes passed, and Lute was sitting on the couch. "Should we leave now?"
"Yea, it's around that time. Wait nooo, should we be late asf to make her even madder or early just to spite her?"
"We should just be on time, Adam."
"You're no fun, bitch"
"Whatever"
They left, flying towards the Prince's Palace of Heaven where all releases are held. (Reference to Monaco guys)
They arrived one time, as everyone was getting settled. Sera was smiling at them, and Emily was standing in front of the statue that would create a portal and take them straight to hell. She was magic bound, unable to move her wings or her hands. Yeshua (Jesus) was standing next to Sera. Once Lute and Adam arrived and flew down, they were immediately magic bound.
"Thank you. Now, that we are all here, we are here to witness the release of Adam of the Angelic Army, Lute of the Angelic Army, and Emily, Seraph of Heaven. Now, I hate doing this, but thankfully, it is a long procedure. The release will be done by Yeshua, Prince of Heaven and all other." Sera said, and smiled.
Yeshua looked at her, "Well, we don't know if it's happening yet, I can't release anyone until it's valid."
"But you signed it, Yeshua."
"I didn't sign anything, Father does that."
"So why was it your signature?"
"Do you really think my father would just put his name on a piece of paper for anyone to see?"
"No."
"Exactly, so I can't go through with it until I know it's been signed."
"Just ask your father?"
"Even as Yeshua, I cannot just simply talk to God and get an immediate reply."
"Whatever, here's your pr-"
Lute and Adam smiled at each other.
"What's wrong?" A head Seraph asked her.
"I...I can't find the papers anywhere! I know I grabbed those papers!"
"So what you're saying is you're lying about getting approved?"
"I'm not lying, sir!"
"Sera the Seraph, you have obviously wasted everyone's time, also, lying is a SIN and is not approved here in Heaven. I expect you be removed from your position of Head Seraph effective immediately and the second head, Emily the Seraph be promoted."
"You can't do that!"
"I'm literally Jesus dawg, I can."
"Ugh I swear I'm gonna be a Jew"
"Unbound them, please." Yeshua looked at the three, and they were unbound. He flew down to Emily and hugged her as she teared up, trembling. "Shh, it's okay my child."
Lute and Adam smiled at each other, and kissed infront of everyone. "FUCK YOU SERA, YOU DUMB BITCH!" Adam flipped her off.
"Okay can we tone it down with the swearing, please?"
"Sorry"
Yeshua then sent everyone home.
"Lute, we fuckin did it!"
Lute smiled and nodded, "I'm so glad I don't have to watch demons shove barb wire in holes.."
"Fuck , me too."
Lute looked at Adam, "Yknow, that question you asked last night? About me being a virgin?"
"Yea?"
"Well...I am.."
"Wanna fix that?"

(GUYS LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD WRITE A SMUT CHAPTER 😋)