"3rd Times A Charm"

Chapter 2

WARNING!! A SHIT TON OF SWEARING, AND SEXISM

"We should go home, Lute."

Lute nodded in agreement, spreading her wings and following Adam to their shared housing.

Once they arrived, Adam crashed on the couch, sighing. "I hope those feminists didn't fucking ruin my rep!"

Lute went into the kitchen for a snack, "They probably did, sir."

"I wish we could've killed those bitches and their dick sucking friends, and that tampon looking freak when we got the chance, but nooo, that little janitor bitch just HAD to stab me. Like how could you stab the og dick bruh? She literally stabbed her dad, ME. She literally only exists because of MY dick. MINE, LUTE. MY FUCKING DICK.

"Uh huh." She listened to Adam's rant, slightly smiling.

"And the only reason I'm not fucking gone is because her dumbass didn't even have an angelic weapon! I've already lost some of my rep because of that, I can NOT lose more. Fortunately, those Earth bitches still worship the FUCK out of me! Mostly Yeshua, but a lot of it is because of me! Don't forget, Yeshua is only here because of MY dick. Mine is like the biggest fucking dick. It's so god damn big, a movie theatre screen can't even display it because it's so long. It takes 512 gb to even store it in a phone it's so big. How could they worship Yeshua over ME?

"I don't know, sir"

"Of course you don't fucking know, you dumb bitch!"

"Not a clue, sir"

"Whatever, females.. anyway, bitches up here LOVE my dick. So idk how people down there can't love my dick either. Do you love my dick, Lute?"

"Uhm, sure, sir" She hasn't seen his dick yet and really doesn't want to see it.

"That's right, girl! Yk, that's what I love about you, you always take my side no matter what! I love you Lute!"

"Love you too, sir" (They aren't dating, still friends btw)

Adam spread out on the couch, "Hey, bitch, make me fucking dinner!"

Lute looks at him and sighed, "Sir, I'm an extermination angel. Exterminators don't cook."

"Yea, but you're a woman, women cook, that's all they do besides clean"

She rolls her eyes, "I'll just order take out, alright? With MY debit card."

"Damn right you will bitch."

She goes to order the takeout, leaving Adam alone. He turned on the TV, and popped open a sprite.

"Yes, thank you, bye." Lute finished ordering take out, and came back in the room.

"What'd ya get, Lute?"

"I got pizza, sir."

"Aw fuck yea!" Adam smiled. He had been craving pizza for a week.

When the pizza arrived, Lute took it and tipped them. "Thank you." She brought the pizza inside.

"What kinda pizza did you get, Lute?"

"I got supreme, sir."

"You're so awesome! I fucking love bitches like you!"

She smiled at that comment, "Thank you sir"

"Make me a fucking plate bitch."

"Yes sir." She went to go make him a plate, putting 3 slices of pizza on his plate. "Here you go sir."

"Thanks Lute." He snatched the plate from her and started devouring the pizza.

"Mhm." She went into the kitchen and grabbed a slice for herself, and sat on the couch in the little space Adam wasn't laying. His feet were on her lap though, but she didn't mind.'

"What do you want to watch, Lute?"

"Anything is fine, sir."

"Okay!" He puts on some marvel movie and turns the lights off.

Lute and Adam were always suspected as being lovers, I mean why wouldn't they? They share the same house, share the same bed, they're always together, they're never apart from eachother, and Adam clearly favoritizes her over the rest of the exorcists. Adam doesn't treat anyone else that way. I mean, not anymore, there was one other exorcist he preferred besides Lute. And that angel, oh, that angel was none other than Vaggie Morningstar. Before she fell, Lute, Adam, and Vaggie were a trio. They did everything together, but as everyone knows, trios don't always tend to work. (just a little backstory/cliffhanger for u guys :>)

Adam and Lute later fell asleep on the couch, cuddling. Adam awoke through the night, finding that they had both fell asleep. He sighed, as Lute was on top of him asleep. He smiled, though, after realizing just how comfortable Lute was to be around him. I mean, he screamed at her constantly, made rude comments about her, but she still loved him.

"Mmm.." Lute moaned, starting to wake up due to Adam's movements.

"Shit.." Adam tried everything in his power to not wake up Lute. He succeded, and she fell back asleep. He sighed in relief as he did NOT want to deal with Lute waking up. Once she wakes up, there is NO going back asleep for her.

In the morning, Adam woke up to Lute making a milkshake for herself. "Hey bitch, make me a milkshake"

"Okay, sir"

Adam got up and went to the bathroom and took a shower.

"Sir, your milkshake is ready." Lute sat his milkshake on the counter and started drinking hers.

Adam finished his shower and went into the kitchen and sat down, taking his milkshake. "Thanks, Lute"

"You're welcome, sir."

"Ugh.. I do NOT want to go to work today, but I fucking have to."

She sips her milkshake, "Yea, or you'll get in trouble with Sera."

"Bro, fuck Sera. I don't give a FUCK about Sera."

"Sir."

He sighs, accepting defeat.

"Thank you" She left the kitchen towards her bedroom, to get changed into her uniform.

Adam huffed, "Fucking bitch" He also went to his room to get changed, dreading the inevitable work day ahead of him.

(GUYS, I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT POSTING SOONER 😭 I'M PLANNING ON ABANDONING THIS SERIES AND STARTING A SERIES WITH GUITARSPEAR ON EARTH BEING HUMANS!! LMK IF YOU'D RATHER HAVE THAT THAN THIS SERIES ‼️)