frank iero one-shots

ghostwritten by my bff

i wake up in my tiny little apartment to find birds chirping outside my window. I get up and throw my hair into a messy bun. i put on my favorite black eyeliner, I like that messy look. i walk out of my goth bedroom to see my boo thang gerard way cooking me pancakes. he's so hot when he's being motherly 

"hey pookie bear" I say. it startles him, he didn't realize I was awake. he runs over to me, arms open wide. 

"I missed you so much! i know you were just sleeping but it was like I was losing the other half of me" he says. he twirls me around in the air. i kiss him on the neck. gerard pushes me away "BABE YOU KNOW IM WAITING FOR MARRIAGE. WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS? YOU KNOW I CAN'T KISS ANYBODY!" I pull away sadly. 

"I just don't understand why you love god more than me!" I say. He cowers. 

"DONT TALK ABOUT GOD THAT WAY!" he shouts. I run over to him. I lightly graze his cheek with my hand. 

"You know I never understood this." I say.  Gerard look up, tears in his eyes. i look him in the eye, finally ready to speak my piece. "I know church is only a coverup to go see your lover." Gerard looks around frantically. 

"What are you- wha- what?" 

"I know you're still seeing Frank!" I shout. 

"Thats not possible, you know hes a priest now!" gerard says. I pull out my phone. I show him the screenshots I have on my phone.

"Ive seen your slutty emails with frank!" 

"No! Babe! its not what you think!" 

before I can say anything frank busts through the door. hes still in his priest outfit. 

"GERARD!!" frank shouts. "you didn't tell me you had a wife!" I look at Frank.

"You didn't know!?" I ask. Gerard starts sobbing. i look between gerard and frank. somehow Frank looks even handsomer as a priest. "Gerard I'm leaving you!" Frank looks at gerard woefully.

"how could you do this? how could you do this to your beautiful wife?" Frank asks. 

"I loved you both!" Gerard cries. "But not you Y/N, because I don't like women."

"Yup hes gay" Frank says. "but I'm not." He looks to Y/N suggestively. Y/N runs over to frank. They kiss passionately while gerard cries in the corner. Gerard turns to dust after realizing hes a gay vampire who is also a raging christian.  Frank and Y/N sweep up the dust happily as a couple.

the end <3