D.A.R.E. PSA

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Now, you may ask where i was and thats a hard question as well i was so hooked up on weed  So Let me explain

I knew a guy who got me onto weed. His name was Marvin. I liked doing it for some reason. Im not good with words but Marvin right now is uhh dead. I didn't know him well but he died from a drug overdose. NO HE'S NOT TWOMAD this was a few weeks ago. He was an asshole who got me onto weed but i'll miss him i guess. A Guy broke in to his apartment by taking off the hinges of the door because marvin was an absolute sleezeball who flirted with this guys girl and also stole money from him with the drug thing and then when the guy saw marvin, marvin was in fucking dead family guy position on the ground. The guy kinda just called the cops and i bet it was awkward. For some fucking reason i was invited to marvins funeral. Apparently he was doing so many drugs for diseases he didn't have and they started to fuck up him mind. His body was booty up and shit with no pants and his glasses were shattered and he looked like it was blunt force impact and shit. His mouth was open. This was such a big thing i got interviewed too for some dumbfuck reason. Apparently he got up to get a snack and just fell on his nasty ass bed. Shit was full of 3000 dollars of weed. It was legal to sell it but they were looking in his bathroom and they saw a ginormus stash of cocaine, meth and basically every drug you can imagine was there. He used to have a girlfriend too named Lily. Lily was weird, tried to steal my weed, and is just an overall weirdo. Last i heard she's dating an abusive guy and has a post with a very obvious bruise on her head. I kinda feel bad but she was a racist E-Girl too so not my fucking problem. There was also davis, this guy who used a codename "Green" For his operation and is currently in a legal problem because he probably murdered his Ex. She had a gunshot wound threw her mouth and shit. That guy is a certified asshole too and tried to steal weed. Yeah so thats where i've been: With a drug pedaler who died and a guy who killed his ex. now fuck off

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