Adopted by Black Veil Brides

Rudeness

   I woke up and walked down stairs. "SATAN HAS AWOKEN FROM HER CAVE "Ashley yelled. "That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me" I said running up and kissing ashley on the cheek. I saw him blush. "Awww is Mr.Purdy blushing" I said. "No". "Really now" i said. "Yup"he said. "Daddy Ashley is being mean to me he is lying" i said in a baby voice. "Ashley what are you lying about" dad asked. "She came up to me and kissed my cheek and I supposedly was blushing." He said. "Ok" he said shrugging his shoulders. I ran up behind dad and jumped on his back "piggyback ride" i yelled. Dad ran around with me on his back until he jumped in the pool. "Oh my fucking God dad why the fuck did you do that it 's fucking freezing" i yelled. "You mean : oh my ducking God dad why the duck did you do that it's ducking freezing" he said. "What ever ASHLEY come here please please please please" i said. "What the fuck do you want". "You mean what the duck do you want" i said. "I going back inside". "No no no go get me a towel please" i said. He came back with two towels I took dad's and threw it in the pool. "Gracie why did you do that" he said. "Because you threw us in the pool" i said smiling. "Now you get to go get me a nother towel" he said. "Ok I will" i said. I walked inside and got him a towel. I went over to johnnies. After I took a shower dad wanted to come I don't know why though maybe to interrogate him. When we got there I had to use the bathroom. When I went to the bathroom i could hear dad talking to johnnie.  "I think it's about time to have the sex talk" i heard dad say. "What do you want to know" i heard johnnies say. That's when i walked back into the room trying not to laugh. I could see  that johnnie and dad were trying not to laugh. "Really Johnnie that was your response what do you want to know you act like twelve year old that just went on a porn sight" I said. "Well I didn't know if he meant him or me so" he said laughing his ass off. After we all calmed down dad left and Johnnie and I watched a movie. I fell asleep on his shoulder. I think dad came back and got me I don't think he trusts me that much.