Lackadaisy: Rocky Learns Magic (cause why not?)

Car + battle!

I was just laying down in my car now reading the grimoire to get my mind off the fact that I was a useless bitch who everybody hated. I had to scrunch up a bit to fit in it. I was just reading and reading spells and practicing them a bit when they were simple. I was just laying there when I heard a knock at the window though. I looked up and there was freckle oddly enough.

"Hi."

"Go away. I'm dangerous." 

I used some of my magic to push him away a bit. It was a bit stronger then I tried making it simce I was being sloppy with it, so he got pushed over.

"I-I'm sorry."

I said as I got up enough to see if he was alright.

"It's alright. You've gone through a lot lately. We cleaned up Lackadaisy though. Everybody is also worried about you."

"But I'm bad."

He opened the car door and came in. He sat down next to me.

"You're not bad, um, to us that is."

He began to pet me again and I started to calm down.

"There you go. Want to go inside?"

"Yeah."

We got out of the car, and literally right after that, it was crushed by another fucking car.

"What the hell!"

"Rocky, I've come for you again! At this point I don't care if the DPC shows up! I have the entirety of the DCI backing me up, and you'll make a great asset once I've glitched you!"

He had some sort of robot with him.

'Oh my god. That's a drone with absolute solver. You have to run!'

I was about to do that when I looked over at freckle. Everyone was still here, and I'd be abandoning him to this monster.

"No. I'm fighting."

Before anything else could happen, I did a speed spell and made a shotgun. I ran up to glitch and shot him in the face. He reeled back before punching me in the face.

"Eeeewwww! What is this!?" I wiped some weird green gunk off me... oh my god. It was moving.

'Don't let it in your mouth, he can control you using this weird parasite gunk stuff.'

"Alright."

 I then burned it with more magic and I saw glitch clutch his chest.

"You just killed it. I thought only a holy pipe could do that."

Then he attacked. He grabbed my shirt tossed me up, and then I felt a punch so hard that I was thrown through some buildings. This was happening durning the day too, so people were going to see this. While this was happening, I was healing myself constantly. I then skipped on a street like a pebble on water before stopping by hitting a wall. I coughed up some blood as I healed myself and looked up. There were people standing there shocked. Suddenly some fell to their knees and screamed before suddenly they got up and attacked.

'Knock them out! They have glitch in them.'

I then got up and made sure not to kill them but to knock them out. A police officer nearby though was very confused.

"What the hell is happening!?"

"At this point in time, officer, I don't know."

'Punch their stomachs!'

I did so and punched one. Immediately, I saw some of the green stuff in their mouths. I caught on on what I had to do and grabbed the stuff before pulling it out. Then I burned it. I repeated the same with them before darting back. Where I was, there was now cracks and a sword in the floor.