Wii-Force: Evil Mario Recolours

Robot Work Craziness!

Captain Robotto: Now listen here, Tex, can you, like, not-

Dex: Boss! Boss! You gotta come look at this!

Captain Robotto: What's going on, Dex?

Dex: 1 floor above us is a broken window, with glass shards around it and a motorbike near it.

Captain Robotto: THEY ARE WHAT?!

Tex: A broken window, glass shards, and a motorcycle?!

Captain Robotto: Let me take a look!

Tex: Wait, wait, I want to go see it!

Captain Robotto, Tex and Dex run to the damage.

Captain Robotto: No... goddamn... way!

Tex: I have not seen anything like this before!

Shadow: There he is... Tex. How do you think we should get him, X?

X: Well, one thing's for sure, Shadow. We need to find a spot where he works, but we can't let anyone spot us here.

Shadow: Crap! Someone's coming! Hide!

Shadow and X hide behind a trash can while Tex heads back to his work place.

Shadow: Let's follow him quietly as he goes without us getting caught.

Beta: Hey, Tex, do you know the way to Mr. Gary?

Tex: Maybe he's somewhere on your left. Try that.

Beta: Thanks.

Shadow: This is it... That's where he works...

X: HAHAHAHA! YOU'RE SO FUNNY!

Shadow: BE QUIET!!!

Tex: Hey, who the hell was that?!

Shadow and X hide behind the water jug.

Tex: I bet one of these humans like Mr. H are in this building!

Tex heads out of his work place to look for a human.

Shadow: That was a close call. Glad he didn't see us.

X: Didn't you forget we have bombs?

Shadow: Bombs?! That gives me an idea!

Shadow puts a button on Tex's chair while X hides the bombs in the floor with a secret hatch.

Tex: Weird, can't seem to find any of those humans. Oh well, back to work.

Tex accidentally sits on the button, setting off an alarm.

Shadow: Alright, let's get out of here!

Shadow and X jump out of the broken window and run away from the building before it explodes.

Tex: OH GOD NO!

Robot Voice: EXPLOSION IMMINENT! EVACUATE THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY IN T-15 SECONDS!

Tex: CRAP!

Tex flies out with his jetpack.

Robot Voice: 10!

Beta: OH HECK NO, I'M OUTTA HERE!

Lex: YEET!

Dex: OH GOD!!!

Hex: I don't wanna get exterminated! I'M OUT! YEET!

Bob the Drone: Oh, damn...

Bob the Drone lets out one final scream before the building explodes, killing him and other people who didn't survive.

Beta: Oh, Jesus...

Lex: Oh, damn!

Dex: Oh God, not our building!

Tex: Bob... He's gone...