Evil Guy (inner monologue): Hmm, what rhymes with Golem? Molem? No. Trollem? No. Maripalolem? That's not even a word... Solem? Solem! That's it.
Then, Evil Guy's phone rings.
Evil Guy: Hello?
Caller: *heavy breathing* I can see you, Evil Guy...
Evil Guy: Faceless Guy, I know it's you.
Faceless Guy: Oh... Anyways, Evil Guy, I called you for a very specific reason.
Evil Guy: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. I don't know. Um, the third one. Hah, no! Not in a million years! Backwards, I think. If you tried putting them in the other way? Nah, I wouldn't recommend that. Yes. Okay. Yep. Alright. Okay. Yep. I'll see you soon. Love you too. Bye.
Then, the Wii-Force heads inside Evil Guy's castle.
Evil Guy: Well, you've come so far for your world to lose to the great and evil Mario Recolour, me! Evil Guy! I assure you that you won't- WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE BULLIES?!
Zachare: Make us.
Evil Guy pulls out his gun.
Belle: Wise guy, eh?
An epic fight scene occurs.
Starman3: Can you survive it?
Starman3 gives Evil Guy a paper cut on his cheek with his very own picture of Lil' Brudder.
Evil Guy: DAGH! You piece of crap!
Starman3: No, you can't! You also can't handle my style, too.
MarioMario: Nobody better lay a finger IN YOUR BUTT!
MarioMario then tries to whack Evil Guy with a Butterfinger, but he dodges epically.
Evil Guy: LOL. Epic fail.
FM54321: Read this.
FM54321 then throws a note to Evil Guy, but then Evil Guy throws it to NF997, and then NF997 reads it.
NF997: There are no trucks in Minecraft? What does that mea-
NF997 gets hit by a truck.
NF997: I'm still alive!
Evil Guy: Oh, and who can forget this?
Evil Guy throws a Coca Cola grenade to the Wii-Force.
Coca Cola Grenade: COCA COLA ESPUMA!!!
The Coca Cola grenade then explodes.
Zachare: DAGH, YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!!!
Evil Guy: Face it, Wii-Force. You've got nothing up your sleeves that can save you!
Zachare: That may be true... But what I have doesn't need to be up my sleeves, for I have the power of GEORGE MICHAEL! ...and Jaden Yuki, cause why not?
Evil Guy: Wow. Bro's ripping off ShadyVox.
Zachare uses his Meta Runner arm to summon a giant city, circling him and Evil Guy, and also summoning Susan.
Evil Guy: Huh?!
Zachare: We don't need you anymore. My flawless power... It can live off your puny and worthless evil power. Susan, finish him off!
Susan: YOU PICKED DA WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!
Susan uses her YouTube remote to banish Evil Guy to nowhere.
Evil Guy: NOOOOO! I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, WII-FORCE! IT MAY NOT BE TOMORROW, IT MAY NOT BE NEXT WEEK... BUT ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!
Evil Guy then vanished, never to be seen again.
Susan: My work here is done.
Susan teleports outta here.
Belle: Wow... You did it.
Zachare: You bet your arm I did!
MEANWHILE...
Evil Guy: *fade into the same place Peppa was in* What the hell?!
