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Wii-Force: Evil Mario Recolours

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Recoloured clones of Mario who are evil try to take over the world.

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Shadow: Where the hell could these humans be...
Roprinplup14: I swear to God, why do these bloody humans have to hide from the glory of the evil recolour empire?
(SMACK)
Roprinplup14: AGH!
SLG4: THIS IS NOT AN EMPIRE, DUMBA**!
Roprinpup14: Bloody Twittah...
XboxFan998: Which one of you idiots took my subscription... TO XBOX LIVE?!
Silent Guy then kicks XboxFan998 in the crotch.
XboxFan998: AGH! You son of a b****!
There is rumbling in the bush.
Bot: Wait a second, I hear rumbling...
Zachare jumps out of the bush and shoots Bot.
XboxFan998: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
Belle turns on her Hypno-Microphone to hypnotise XboxFan998.
Belle: Your life is worth nothing. You serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself now-
XboxFan998: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I'LL DO IT! *sigh* F**king hell...
XboxFan998 then shoots himself.
SLG4: A claimed-to-be-innocent recolour! HAH! Idiot! I'll have you as a Whopper with no onions, extra pickles, extra ketchup, and extra mustard-
Starman3 (in a Krusty voice): How about extra, GET LOST!
Starman3 then stabs a brown brick into SLG4's ear.
SLG4: AGGGH! PULL IT OUT! PULL IT OUT! AGH! PULL IT OUT!
FM54321: Nah.
FM54321 then shoots SLG4 down, then Silent Guy pulls out a knife.
MarioMario: Wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my Hydro Sonic... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BLASTER!!!
MarioMario uses his Hydro Sonic BOOOOOOOOOOM Blaster to spray a bunch of hard water on Silent Guy.
NF997: WHO LET DA DOGS OUT?!
NintendoFan997 then uses the Chain Chomp to finish off all the remaining evil Mario recolours. Then, a note falls off into the ground.
Zachare: What's this...?
Zachare picks up the note, and it says...

                            

                                Zachare: Evil Guy wants us in his castle
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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Zachare: Evil Guy wants us in his castle. Let's get going, boys... and Belle.
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