P-Head: This is just great! We have not seen any sign of any life in the last couple hours, and we haven't even got out of the asteroid field just yet!
Screen Gems: Say, is it just me or do we feel something different out here in space?
P-Head: I don't know, Screen Gems. It feels like this asteroid field is unending or something. And where the hell is Viacom?! Why is he not in his chair?!
The alarm goes off.
Screen Gems: Oh, crap! We are being attacked by lasers! But who could it be?!
Screen Gems uses the console to figure out who did this.
Screen Gems: Look! On the screen!
SLG4: (on the screen) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JUST THIS ONCE, EVERYBODY DIES!
BBC: We need to alter the course now!
P-Head: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! A GODDAMN LUIGI RECOLOUR IS ATTACKING US!
Viacom: OH, COME ON! I JUST GODDAMN LOST IN FORTNITE AND NOW WE HAVE AN URGENT SITUATION HERE!
P-Head: WHY WAS YOU GODDAMN PLAYING FORTNITE WHILE NOT BEING IN YOUR CHAIR, YOU IDIOT?!
Viacom: I WAS JUST TRYING TO WIN-
Screen Gems: The Luigi recolour who is attacking us!
Viacom: OH CRAP!
The Logo Spaceship gets hit by a laser.
P-Head: What the hell just happened?!
BBC: One of the lasers hit our engines!
Screen Gems: That can't be!
P-Head: I am sick and tired of all this nonsense! Viacom, you should have been in your chair during this time instead of playing Fortnite! You just used up this hour's toilet break!
Viacom: Why can't I just-
P-Head: SHUT UP!
The Logo Spaceship screen gets hacked and plays the Never Gonna Give You Up music video.
P-Head: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
The Logo Spaceship explodes.
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Wii-Force: Evil Mario Recolours
HumorRecoloured clones of Mario who are evil try to take over the world.