Innovation never ceases, and that's especially true for one Y/N L/N. After a laser accident turns him from scientist to subject, his life will never be the same. Oh yeah, and there's singing toilets.
Original idea by DaFuqBoom. Credit to DOM Studios...
The camera pauses mid explosion, with Y/N in a goofy pose.
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Y/N: (narrating) Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation. I made the stupid mistake of pissing off the shady head administrator and now my goose is cooked. Normally, anyone would become dead squirrel on the side of the road. But fate...had other plans.
(Y/N blinks his eyes a few times, while being carried on a stretcher. He sees flashes of doctors and nurses scrambling to save him.)
Nurse: He's been hit pretty bad! His life signals aren't responding!
Doctor: Dammit! I'm not losing another one.
(Y/N feels his body get shocked but is unable to respond.)
Nurse: We're losing him!
Scientist 1: Wait! This is perfect!
Scientist 2: What do you mean? One of our top scientists is on the brink of death!
Scientist 1: Precisely! We could use him for Project Mindview. It could save his life!
Scientist 3: Isn't there only a 20% chance of success? None of the other subjects worked.
Scientist 1: Got any other bright ideas?
Y/N : (continued) My former co-workers took it upon themselves to enhance me. But this wasn't your average second-grade reanimation or replacing a guy's head with that of a dog's. This...was different.
(Scientists are shown transferring Y/N's brain into a Large Cameraman head before connecting the nervous system and doing more surgery)
Y/N: And so, my life changed forever.
(Y/N abruptly wakes up)
Y/N: I NEVER REGRETTED THAT TACO! Huh?
He notices he's taller and his hands are larger. He turns to the mirror.
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Y/N: AAAHHHH!
A few scientists enter.
Scientist 1: Hey you, you're finally awake. Now, I know but this is gonna be hard news to hear, but...
Y/N: I'm a robot? What's gonna happen? Do I still have...
Scientist 2: Despite the lens on your face you are still able to consume food and drink. You also no longer need to breathe. You are faster and stronger than any ordinary man. Congratulations Y/N, you have become greater than any of us. You are immortal.
Y/N: But do I still have my...
Scientist 3: Yes, although I doubt you'll use it.
You slap him and he crashes into a wall on the other side of the room.
Y/N: I mean my job, jackass. I gotta pay the bills somehow. Plus, I hear about some "Game Kid" thing that I GOTTA have.
Scientist 2: Err...in your current condition, you are unable to participate in any experiments. Effective immediately your employment is terminated and you are now under our care. We'll send a few guys over to get your stuff, but other than that, I guess you're an asset now.
Y/N: Dammit.
(Timeskip) (3rd person POV)
Over the next few months, Y/N grew accustomed to his new lifestyle. He did enjoy not having to worry about food and taxes, and he was able to spend most of his time napping. What wasn't too pleasant was the constant security that made him feel like an inmate, not to mention the numerous tiring sensory, mental and physical tests that were done on him.
Y/N did begin to strike up friendships with the numerous Cameramen around the facility, in particular Cameraman #1055.
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Still, testing continued as normal. Y/N felt like this would be his life for all eternity.
