Innovation never ceases, and that's especially true for one Y/N L/N. After a laser accident turns him from scientist to subject, his life will never be the same. Oh yeah, and there's singing toilets.
Original idea by DaFuqBoom. Credit to DOM Studios...
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(Third-Person POV)
(Elite Agent Breakroom) Y/N is chilling on the couch. Screams and crashes can be heard from outside.
TV Man: ?SIHT SI CIGAM KCALB TAHW?
Cameraman: Please! I have kids!
Speakerman: No! Don't turn me into a marketable plushaHHHH!!!!
Sally bursts in the door, her red speaker face flushed with delight.
Sally: Oh Y/N~! I have something for you!
Y/N: (groggy) Sally, I've just gotten back from a rather tiring mission, and Plunger's gone missing. Can't I just relax for five minutes?
Sally: That can wait.
Y/N: Urghh...
Sally: So after the whole Freddy's debacle, I needed to get some revenue back. I want you to be my first tester!
Y/N: Please tell me it's not a vibrator...
Sally: Nope, it's something different!
She takes out a big red box labelled "Skibidi Toilet" and places it on the table.
Y/N: Is that contraband?
Sally: Close! It's toys!
She takes out the products one by one.
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Y/N: ...What.
Sally: Exciting, right?
Y/N: One, I'm too old for these. I'm not going to open them up on camera and fake act excited. What is this, Ryan's World? And two, this is bulldozing the fourth wall! Selling products in the setting, I mean what?
Sally: Lucky for you, they're 13+!
To show she's not lying, she taps on the label, showing it is indeed for people above that age.
Y/N: Pfft. Kids are gonna still buy that.
Sally: Anyways, here are the goodies! You can open them one by one.
