Side Story 1: Seven Saturdays At Sally's Part 6: The Man behind the Slaughter

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(Author's Note: Buckle up folks, this one's LORE HEAVY!)

Previously on Lens of the World...

Gregory is a robot. Nuff' said.

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Gregory: I'm a robot?

Y/N: The human race is doomed after all...

Gregory: But how? I can eat, I can sleep, I can do all the things a human can do! But what am I not human?

Gregory begins to tear up.

Gregory: Are these even real tears? The salt, the texture...are they secretions?

Y/N: Gregory. Whoever designed you made you as human-like as possible. That explains how you survived for so long in Freddy's stomach, as you were off. We have to get to the bottom of this. So you're a robot. Big deal! Robots are badass. And you're still our little superstar...just slightly more metallic.

Gregory wipes his tears and turns to Glamrock Freddy, who gives him a brotherly hug.

Y/N: These reveals are never easy...but he seems to be taking it well.

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Gregory: Right now, we have to put an end to this. That's all that matters.

Y/N: Where to?

Gregory: Fazer Blast.

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Glamrock Freddy: Ah, Fazer Blast. The sport of kings. You will need to win the game in order to receive your very own Fazerblaster. Good luck.

Glamrock Freddy: (Intercom) Calling all recruits! Fazer Blast is a high intensity space combat simulation! Suit up and save the universe as you blast everyone and everything with high-tech laser effects! Blast strangers! Blast your friends! Beat the Superstar Score and get a free Fazerblaster gun! Enlist now!

Glamrock Freddy: Gregory, I'm not nearly that annoying, am I?

Gregory: Nope.

Y/N: Definitely not.

As you enter, your tentacle spits out the Fazerblaster stored earlier.

Y/N: Gregory, it seems my tentacle inventory is working again! Take the blaster and we can go quickly!

Gregory: No, I wanna play some laser tag. I need to work off some steam after the stressful night I've had. Plus, after this I'm never stepping foot in this pizzeria again.

Y/N: Can't blame you.

First you make a trip to the next Security Office, where you acquire Security Level 6 and a Bowling Pass.

Y/N: (Reading the pass) "Annual Bowling Pass. Free bowling for one year. Mega Pizzaplex entry not included. Shoe and ball rental fees still apply. To be given as part of the Alliance Weekly coupon promotion system." This is worth like, three dollars.

Gregory: Whatever! It means we can access Bonnie Bowl. It says they've got some Monty Mystery Mix stashed in the back. Chica goes crazy for that stuff, so I've got a plan to kill her.

Y/N: What have you got in mind?

Gregory: All I can say is...it's a garbage plan.

Y/N: Don't put yourself-ohhh.

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