Innovation never ceases, and that's especially true for one Y/N L/N. After a laser accident turns him from scientist to subject, his life will never be the same. Oh yeah, and there's singing toilets.
Original idea by DaFuqBoom. Partial credit to @co...
(A little context, me and a friend came up with a female OC that Y/N would find attractive and I put her in here. Her name is Alterna and she'll show up later. I half-assed this chapter because I didn't know what to write. This is officially non-canon.)
Y/N is hit several times by Alterna.
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She kicks him back and steps on him. Alterna: It's almost adorable how weak you are.
She pins him against the wall.
Alterna: Really...
Y/N: (can't believe this is happening!!!)
Alterna closes her eyes and moves closer, before making a loud blaring noise.
Y/N's vision turns on as he sees a screen above him saying "RECHARGE COMPLETE." A light is blaring red, with soldiers running to and fro.
Red Ops: Good *burp* morning, we are under fucking...attack (murmuring) What? No, it's 2AM goddamnit! I need coffee! It's...it's not fucking professional? It's a fucking Rick and *burp* Morty reference! (Falls back asleep)
???: First time?
Y/N turns to see a female version of himself.
Combi
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Combi: Yeah, I've had dreams of that bitch too. She's fine isn't she? But chances are she isn't fated for us. Probably that Frost guy, lucky bastard. Good man though, probably would date is he was a girl.
Y/N sighs before another announcement rings on the intercom.
Red Ops: Apparently it's not an invasion...some...r-reactor experim*burp*ent gone wrong...we're all gonna die, screw you all!
Y/N, now enraged runs over to the reactor, rips it off the ground and flings it into space as everyone cheers.
Y/N: I'm going back to bed.
Combi: Alright see ya!
Unbeknownst to either several figures are watching them.
