Malibu Manor No POV
Tony clapped his hands twice as his garage lit up.
Tony; wake up. Daddy's home.
Jarvis: welcome home, sir. Congratulations on the opening ceremonies. They were such a success, as was your Senate hearing. And may I say how refreshing it is to finally see you in a video with your clothing on, sir.
Tony: <chukles>
Dummy arm and as trying to make the smoothie that Wade ordered Tony to drink but he was causing a mess.
Tony: you! I swear to God I'll dismantle you. I'll soak your motherboard. I'll turn you into a wine rack. Let Wade do that when he gets here.
Wade entered the garage and went to make Tony his shake.
Tony: how many ounces a day of this gobbledegook did Wade said i am supposed to drink?
Wade: 80 ounces a day. It's to counteract the symptoms. I know it's nasty but necessary.
Tony:<nods> check palladium levels.
Tony uses that blood toxicity scanner.
Wade: 24 percent on blood toxicity.
Jarvis: it appears that the continued use of the Iron Man suit is accelerating your condition. Another core has been depleted.
Tony takes his ark reactor out and it expelled a burnt core.
Tony; god, they're running out quick.
Jarvis: I have run simulations on every known element, and none can serve as a viable replacement for the palladium core.
Wade grabs a fresh core as he takes the ark reactor and puts it inside. Then he placed it back on Tony's chest and secured it.
Wade: dad, you are running out of both time and options. This thing is keeping you alive and it's killing you. These blue lines are what worry me the most.
Jarvis; Miss Potts is approaching.
Wade: maybe it's best if-
Tony;<covers his mouth> shush. Jarvis, Mute.
Pepper:<enters> uh-uh. Is this a joke?
Tony:<finishes his drink>
Wade: <takes the cup and goes to put it on the sink>
Pepper: what are you thinking? What? What are you thinking?
Tony: hey, I'm thinking I'm busy. And you're angry about something. Do you have the sniffles? I don't wanna get sick and give Wade more work.
Pepper; did you just donate...
Tony; keep your business.
Pepper: our entire modern art collection to the...
Tony: Boy Scouts of America.
Pepper: Boy Scouts of America?
Tony: yes. It is a worthwhile organization. I didn't physically check the crates but, basically, yes. And it's not "our" collection, it's my collection. No offense.
Pepper: no, you know what? I think I'm actually entitled to say "our" collection considering the time that I put in, over 10 years, curating that.
Tony; It was a tax write off. I needed that.
Pepper: you know, there's only about 8,011 things that I really need to talk to you about.
Tony; dummy. Hey, stop spacing out. The Bridgeport's already machining that part.
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FanfictionWade Stark is the Son of Tony Stark. When he and his Dad get thrown into a world of heroes, villains and a lot of things, how will he cope with it? Be a normal medic or become someone else? TF2 stuff by Valve MCU by Marvel