(I'm terrible of acting like Characters I did my best kokichi/Shuichi/Miu/ Nagito personality. So yea Non canon personality coming tho I guess)
As the ultimate Supreme leader I see myself as a untouchable figure. I have my team, I have my best friend Shuichi, and I have the best thing of all! PANTA!!! Life here is amazing, but The worst thing is paying taxes I mean, who likes taxes am I right? But I guess it caught up to me today because guess who came knocking at my door, That's right the IRS.
Now I'm stuck in this stupid Cell, Someone like me shouldn't be here! Or should I...
But that isn't the case, Don't tell me I have to stay with these Weirdos for I don't know 5 years!? And for once I actually feel not so clever anymore...
\9 days later/
How the fuck am I surviving 5 years in this place!? I feel like dying right now! I miss Shuichi soo much I can see him right now...
Shuichi: Oma! Oma! Wake up!
And he's talking to me too...
Shuichi: KOKICHI OMA!
OH SHIT! because he is there.
Me: "SHUICHI! I knew you cared about me!"
Shuichi: "What made you think I didn't care about you?
Me:"umm... Nothing"
Thought he hated me because I made fun of his music taste and hat, looked like he took it pretty seriously. But at least I'm out of this hell hold!
Shuichi: "I'm busting you out!"
Me: "OHH OHH LIKE A POLICE CHASE THATS SOO FUN!"
Shuichi: "No, I paid for you to get out. I paid for your 70 missed Taxes."
Me: "Booo.. But yayyy!!!"
Me and shuichi walked out of the station, I hope I never go back there again.
//And with that they all lived happily ever after, the end.... UNTIL!
Shuichi got a call from his dad who told him his mom died, Shuichi then just burst into tears at the spot
Me: "Damn... That's just sad as fuck..."
He asked His father how she died and, I don't know what his father told him but Shuichi stopped crying and just looked confused
Me: "so how did she die?"
Shuichi: "...A grimace shake..."
Me: "I thought those were sold out?"
Shuichi: "Um... Guess there not. Well Kokichi I have to cancel the plans we made of us going to the Cafe..."
Me: "Well I can come!!"
Shuichi: "sure just don't do anything too bad..."
/The next day/
Keade enters the Funeral I'm pretty happy she did then.. FUCKING MIU FOLLOWS HER! I ran over to Shuichi
Me/whisper/: "YOU INVITED THE C*M DUMPSTER!?"
Shuichi/Whisper/: "Yea, What's the matter with that?"
Me/whisper/: "We're moral enemies!"
Shuichi/whisper/: "you two hung out with each other last month"
Me: "UGH! Ok! Frenemies."
Shuichi: "you sho-"
Me: "no"
Shuichi: "...Ok then..."
Shuichi walked away as I just sighed.
?: "Hey Pooichi your also here?"
I swear to got if its Miu, I turn around and OH MY FU-
Me: "Hey Miu..."
Miu: "So*insert very not age appropriate joke*"
Me: "I-,we just looked at each other and your already making sexual jokes?"
Miu: "Yep!"
Me: "That's cringe.."
Just as I said that the police come and hand cuff Miu
Miu: "W-WHAT THE FUCK! WHY AM I GETTING ARRESTED!?"
Police officer: "For being cringe"
They take Miu away as she screams and cusses, weird..
/time for the funeral ceremony/
Everyone Is sad for the death of Shumai's mom, but I then I had a totally original joke and I couldn't hold back telling i
Me: "Why did the Bike fall over?"
Shuichi: "Kokichi I don't thin-"
Me: "BECAUSE IT WAS TWO TIRED"
I laughed as everyone looked at me like I was mental, Even Keade was doing it, I don't know why but I heard a Taco bell ding sound.as I stop laughing I saw that no one liked what I said, stupid Kokichi what's wrong with you? Then I see where the source of the bell was from, a person died of cringe, guess we gotta hold a second Funeral. Then the same police officer came and arrested me for also being cringe.
Me: "SHUMAI! SAVE ME!"
all Shuichi did was look at me with fear and then walks back a bit. TRAITOR!
The police threw me into jail. Who's the crazy nut I'm with now
Miu: "Hey, Can I switch Cells?"
Miu again? This is the worst day of my life.
Police officer: "No, you can't."
He walked off as I then looked at Miu, She then looked back we pretty much were looking like we started a staring contest until I blinked
Miu: "You blink you lose Pooichi!"
Me: "Dang it!"
Miu: "so why are you in jail?"
Me: "I said a cheesy joke that went like-"
Miu: "Oma I don't feel like dying today be quiet"
Me: "Ok, C*m Dumpster"
Miu: "C-C*M DUMPSTER !?"
she started panicking and crying like I said something racist to her
Me: "Calm the hell down, I call you that everyday, how can you still react this way?"
Miu: "Um.. SHUT IT YOU... YOU... SHORTY!"
Me: "Ok now I'm about to murder you"
I was about to punch her in the face until someone yelled at me
Police officer: "NO FIGHTING IN JAIL! now its just time to go to bed go to sleep."
We squinted our eyes at each other before we went into out bunk beds. Miu then looked at me then gave me the middle finger which I gave back and then we fell asleep.
(I hope this goes well because my dad thought it was cringe-)
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Kokichi Oma goes to jail for Tax Fraud (Discontinued)
Acak(This story is set in a modern Au.) Kokichi Oma the ultimate surperm leader finally got arrested from Tax fraud. After he escaped many random things happened (cringe description I know)
