Reborn As Lamia Killer Sans!

Shop Buddy

(Slash POV)

It's been a week since the ink incident. It's also been a week since Terror has been here too and so far from what I hear, he's been exploring the backyard with killer hanging out with him, at least that's what I heard from classic. One may be wondering what I've been doing this whole week- I've been in my room since I didn't wanna run into the others and because I've been stressing about dream's plan to have me bite nightmare.

'Maybe dream's anger has went down enough to the point he forgot?' I thought hopefully as I stayed holed up in my room, curled up in my blankets.

As I shut my eye sockets for another round of sleep, my door suddenly slammed open, causing me to stiffen in my blankets as I started to peek my skull out of my blanket to see who the intruder was. Sadly I didn't even have time to check as my blanket of safety was taken from me, the culprit? Hearts.

Stunned at the fact that another skeleton besides it being dream, ink, horror, or blue, I just stared blankly at Hearts as he grins at me with a mischievous look. "There you are slash. Be a dear and help me with something will you? I was gonna ask killer for help but he ran off before I could say anything!" Hearts said as he stared at me with excited eye lights. "As long as it isn't dream or nightmare I'm dealing with..." I muttered before meeting eye lights with Hearts. "Sure thing hearts but uh- what do you even need my help with? I don't have to bite someone do I?" I asked, getting up from my bed as I narrowed my eye sockets at hearts.

"Oh don't worry you won't have to bite someone. I just need a shopping buddy~" Hearts reassured as I grabbed a random jacket to put on. The moment I finished putting my jacket and slippers on, I was immediately dragged out of the room by hearts who excitedly chatted about all the things he wanted to try.

As we went to the front door, I noticed I didn't see killer, dream, terror, and a few others around. I however did see nightmare as we made eye contact for a moment before I quickly turned away. 'I really hope I don't have to bite that guy.' I thought as hearts reached for the door knob of the front door only to stop when nightmare's voice rang out behind us. "Where are you two going?" Nightmare asked as he came into view, mug of coffee in hand. "We're going shopping, why? wanna come with us?~" hearts asked excitedly as he stared at nightmare, obviously delighted at the thought of having another shopping buddy.

"..." as nightmare didn't say anything, I was praying my soul out to whatever god that was out there that nightmare wouldn't come along. Alas, it seems the gods hated me. "Sure." nightmare said as he teleported his coffee mug away, a small smirk rising on his mouth as he saw the crestfallen look on my face. "This bastard..." I muttered under my breath as one of my eyesockets twitched, the urge to punch the other's amused face growing. 'Maybe I should bite him with some venom.' I thought as I stared at nightmare, feeling tempted to bite his arm out of spite.

Fortunately, I managed to hold myself back as hearts then started to chat with nightmare as he had us both follow him.

(Meanwhile-)

(No one's POV)

Terror was slithering around, looking for a suitable place to hunt when he felt an uncomfortable feeling fill him. Looking around, Terror couldn't shake away this uneasy feeling but was temporarily drawn away from it as killer came running over with a dead raccoon. "You see this raccoon? I hunted it myself. This is obvious proof that I'm better at hunting than you." Killer boasted as he showed off his dead raccoon.

Not saying anything, Terror just rolled his eye light at the other, an unimpressed look on his face as he moved his body to show off a dead wild pig behind him. "Where did you even find that?!" killer exclaimed as he stared at the pig for a moment before turning towards Terror. "Show me your ways of hunting, oh great one!" killer pleaded as Terror stared at killer in contempt. Letting out a hiss, Terror turned away uninterested as killer clinged to his tail, begging for him to show him how to find good hunting spots.

And as Terror dealt with killer, ink was running away from dream at a park as dream ran after them while yelling about how he would shove a paintball gun down ink's throat if ink called him a yellow lemonade teletubby ever again in public. Ink on the other hand didn't get the memo and kept yelling random names that he thought suited dream until dream shot an arrow at him, pinning his shoulder to a tree. After that, let's just say ink would regret calling dream names- that is, until he forgets that regret.

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Have a spectacular day and night!

Info:

Slash has went from 'I don't wanna bite nightmare!' to 'Let me at him! I'ma give him a big dose of hallucinations!'

Dream is tired of ink calling him weird names.

Terror just whacked killer into a bush.

Nightmare is loving the emotions coming off of slash, it's amusing.

Hearts is ready to go shopping with nightmare and slash- and to make the both of them carry the bags of course.

Killer feels pity for whoever hearts shopping buddy is.

Geno is chilling on the roof.

Blue is watering the flowers with horror.

Outer is floating around.

Cross is focused on carving a horse- which is strangely looking like a cow as time passes...

Dust is having a staring contest with a stray cat.