In the soul society, everything was normal until the captains suddenly turned into cats!! -BLG3
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Squad 1 - Yamamoto turns into a white persian cat with long fur
Yamamoto: ...I have lost my precious beard.
Yamamoto: This is not okay.
Sasakibe: But you still have long fur... That's soft..
Yamamoto: ...
Yamamoto: I guess that's okay then..
Squad 2 - Soifon turns into a tiny black (fur) japanese bobtail
Soifon: HEY! WHY AM I A-
Sofion: *gasp* I-I'M LIKE YORUICHI-SAMA NOW...!
Omaeda: You look even better in cat form, captain..!
Soifon: I know. I know.
Squad 3 - Gin turns into a white turkish angora
Gin: Oh? I'm as short as Hitsugaya now..!
Gin: Hmmmm.... Being small might have some use..
Kira: ... You won't 'accidentally' scratch or bite me, right...?
Gin: No, of course not..!
Gin: .. I have other plans..
[A few moments later loud screaming could be heard from the 5th division barracks.]
[Gin smiles as 300 rats are being released.]
Squad 4 - Unohana turns into a fluffy ragamuffin cat
Unohana: I hope my patients find me calming like this..
Isane: O-of course they will, captain!
Isane: I like your appearance too...!
Unohana: Thank you, Isane.
Unohana: ...
Unohana: It appears that I can't hold tools with my small cat paws.
Unohana: I can still use Kaidō to heal, though...
Squad 5 - Aizen turns into a siamese cat
Aizen: GODDAMMIT GIN DID YOU DO THIS?!
Aizen: ..oh.
Aizen: So you've been turned into a cat too.
Aizen: I hope my powers still work..
Aizen: At least my cat breed is smarter than yours.
Hinamori: *Squealing in excitement* EEEEEEEEE THIS IS SO WHOLESOME..!!!
Aizen: I am NOT 'wholesome', Hinamori!!
Aizen: ...
Aizen: PUT ME DOWN..!
Hinamori: I can't..! You're too cute and fluffy..!!
Squad 6 - Byakuya turns into a black (fur) Abyssinian cat
Byakuya: WHY HAVE I TRANSFORMED INTO THE VERY ANIMAL THAT DESTROYED MY LIFE?
Rukia: B-But you look really cute like that, nii-sama..!
Renji: ...Sometimes, I wish I could turn into a cat.
Byakuya: This is not okay. My hair pieces are gone.
Yoruichi: Hello, Byakuya-boy! It seems you and I are alike now!
Byakuya: ...
Byakuya: Why.
[A few hours later Byakuya could be seen grooming himself with his tongue. He does not seem to mind.]
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