Water Breathing
Ichigo: Hey uh- Hanataro...
Hanataro: H-huh..? What..?
Ichigo: Can I borrow you for a bit..?
Hanataro: For what..?
Ichigo: Just come.
Hanataro: Okay...
[A few moments later]
Hanataro: WAIT WAIT WAIT
Hanataro: WHY ARE YOU TYING ME TO A POLE?!
Ichigo: Nothing, just start crying or something...
Hanataro: [Crying like a child]
Ichigo: Perfect!
[And so Ichigo swung the pole around like a sword while Hanataro's tears became the water.]
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Thunder Breathing
Ichigo: Yoruichi...?-
Yoruichi: No.
Ichigo: Aw :(
Ichigo: I'll have to find another way...
[At Urahara's shop]
Ichigo: Can I get a taser?
Urahara: You're a shinigami-
Urahara: You can just use your zanpakuto, you don't need a taser.
Ichigo: Just give it to me...
Urahara: Okay then-
[And so Ichigo zapped people with tasers as Thunder breathing.]
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Beast Breathing
Ichigo: Oh would you look at that!!
Ichigo: A stray dog!!
[Ichigo ties the dog to a rope]
Ichigo: Sorry dog, but I need to use you for a bit.
[People watch as Ichigo swings the dog around like crazy.]
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Flower Breathing
Ichigo: OH WAIT!
Ichigo: I KNOW THIS ONE
[Grabs a handful of pollen]
[Enemies suffer while coughing intensely]
Ichigo: Yep.
Ichigo: Allergies, man.
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Sound Breathing
Ichigo: Urahara, I need a large wireless speaker.
Urahara: What is up with you buying random stuff...?
Ichigo: JUST GIVE IT TO MEEEEE
[Stabs sword into the speaker]
[Blasts rock music at max volume while swinging it around]
Ichigo: YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THIS IS AMAZING
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Wind Breathing
Ichigo: URAHARA
Urahara: [Sigh]
Ichigo: I NEED THE LARGEST FAN YOU HAVE- AN ELECTRIC ONE
Urahara: I guess I'm making more money like this...
[Swinging the fan around while trying not to trip over the wires]
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Stone Breathing
Ichigo: This is going to be tiring...
Ichigo: BUT WORTH IT
[Climbing up a mountain]
[A few hours later]
Ichigo: I...
Ichigo: Made...
Ichigo: ITTTTTTTTT
Ichigo: Finally!
Ichigo: Now I can push this boulder down and then climb back down!
[The boulder destroys a small town below the mountain]
Ichigo: Woops-
Ichigo : I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW BIG THAT BOULDER WAS-
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Insect Breathing
Ichigo: Yuzu, I'm going to borrow your insect net thing, okay?
Yuzu: Sure!
[Spends the next hour trying to catch insects]
Ichigo: There we go!
[Using the net full of insects like a sword]
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