Contestants: Yoruichi, Byakuya, Shunsui, Yamamoto, Soifon
Interview
"So, who do you think will win, and why? Are you confident in your skills?" -BLG3
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Yamamoto: Of course I will win. I am the head captain. There is no more arguement.
Shunsui: I dunno, old man Yama, but I'm pretty fast. We ran from you last time.
Yamamoto: Well I caught up.
Shunsui: Yes... But I'm still faster.
Soifon: None of you guys can beat my speed. I am captain of squad 2, and the onmitsukido. No one beats the onmitsukido shinigami.
Byakuya: I will certainly beat you. I have matched the speed of the stupid cat girl.
Soifon: EX-F-CKING-'SCUSE ME?
Byakuya: ...
Byakuya: I have almost matched the speed of the stupid cat woman.
Soifon: SHE IS NOT A STUPID CAT WOMAN! SHE IS THE GODDESS OF SHUNPO, AND I HAVE BEEN TAUGHT BY HER!
Yamamoto: Soifon... Do you really think you will beat the head captain?
Soifon: I hope so..! Yoruichi-sama will be so disappointed if I don't!
Shunsui: Well, girl, don't get your hopes up too high.
Byakuya: Be quiet. I have played tag with the cat woman several times. I have learned a lot from her.
Soifon: And she beat you! She never even taught you anything! And I was trained by her. That's proof that I'm going to win.
Shunsui: Being trained by the flash-goddess doesn't guarantee you a win, Soifon...
[Shinigami continue arguing.]
[Yoruichi is just calmly watching while sipping tea and munching on... catnip.]
Yoruichi: I'm not gonna even try to argue with them.
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Results!
1st place: Yoruichi
(obviously)
2nd place: Soifon
(Makes sense)
3rd place: Yamamoto
(He's not very happy that he's only 3rd, but still satisfied with beating Shunsui)
4th place: Byakuya
(Still bitter at Yoruichi for winning)
5th place: Shunsui
(Surprisingly he came in last..)
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