Rainbow quest/Steve saga/Ruined reality oneshots

Sabre x Orange(RQ)

Sabre

It was a quiet and peaceful day in the rainbow hub the birds were singing,Gerald was running straight at me, The sun was high in the sk-
Wait.....
OH MY GOD, GERALD WHAT ARE YOU DOING i scream a look of horror on my face
'SABRE MOVE' orange screams frantically running after Gerald waving his arms in the air like a lunitic
I-UhHh-wHaT, YOU HEARD ME RUN,
OKAY OKAY IM RUNNING i say panicked and start to run away from the both of them.
NO NOT FROM ME, CATCH GERALD I HEAR ORANGE SCREAM FROM BEHIND ME, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PIG YOUR PROBLEM i scream back and stop running to turn around and look at him.
But- he begins NO BUTS i interupt dramatically throwing my arms up.

"GO DEAL WITH IT"

"BUT"

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY"

"yessir"

"GOOD"

"Now shoo"

Orange sighs and runs after Gerald
Good, i thought he knows not to argue with me, i smile and dicide to run after them anyway
ORANGE WAIT UP i yell

"TRY LURERING HIM IN HIS PEN WITH A GOLDEN CARROT"

"I TRIED THAT ALREADY"

"WELL TRY AGIAN"

"CANT, IM OUT OF GOLDEN CARROTS"

"HOW ARE YOU OUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE SOME"

"HE ATE THEM ALL"

"WHAT"

"YOU HEARD ME"

"ORANGE WAIT STOP RUNNING WE NEED A PLAN"
I yell after him stoping to catch my breath. Okay so what do we do now" Orange says from behind me. Ummmmm how about we set a trap i say confused.
That sounds like a great idea he excitedly exclaims, "but exactly what type of trap and how are we going to make it"
"Ok so we first dig a hole but a carpet on top, cover it with leaves, put food on or behind it and when Gerald walkes on top he falls straight through" i explain
"That sounds good but wont Gerald get hurt" says orange a bit worried
"No cause it wont be a big hole, just big enough to trap him"

"Oh ok, I'll start digging you gather the leafs and food" says Orange as he walks off.

"Ok so leafs i think that i saw some dead ones over by the yellow portal" i think as i start walking over, "maybe i could find some apples in the kitchen for the food".

Time skip

Okay that should be enough apples, i think i say looking down at the small pile of apples that i found.
SABRE i hear some call out behind me,
Im done and looks like you are too says orange. Yep just finished i answer.

"Where did u put the hole"

"By the house"

"Gerald didn't see you right?"

"Ofcourse not"

"Ok then lead the way"

Orange leads the way, beside the house is a small hole, two blocks wide and three blocks deep. Okay here we are said Orange. This looks good now put a piece of carpet ontop and scatter the leaves around i tell him. Alright he says and gets to work.

After he finishes i put some apples on top and tell orange to hide. And soon enough Gerald will appear.

Oh and look, speak of the devil and he shall appear.

Gerald walks out of the trees and towards the apples, pickes them up and leaves.

"Wait....... WHAT"

"Sabre HOW DID HE DO THAT"

"UH- WhAt I DONT KNOW MAYBE YOU BUILT IT WRONG"

"Uhhhhhhhh I dont think so but lets check"

Orange and I walk up to the trap and i start jumping on it

  Why isn't it breaking i ask confused, maybe your just doing it wrong orange says as he moves to stand on it next to me. Ummmmm he says now confused like me, SEE I TOLD YOU i yelled what did you put ontop of it, A carpet he answered, are you sure, yes i dont know why it didn't break

  Wait let me try somthing he says ans starts jumping.

WAIT NO i yell but its too late the carpet folds and we both fall in the the hole

"ORANGE LOOK WHAT YOU DID"

"IM SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD BREAK"

"HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW"

"I DONT KNOW"

i sigh and look up only to realize what position we are in. Orange is on top of me with his legs caging me in and our faces are mere millimeters appart

I turn red and look away

Umm we should probably try to find a way out of here i guess i say embarrassed

Uhh yea orange says not making eye contact with me

"Ok how are we gonna do this"

"We could try and stand up"

"Great but exactly how are we going  to do that in this position"

Here let me try says orange as he tries to get but slipped and fell on top of

S-sorry he says embrasured his face a little red

Its fine i say my face redder then his

Maybe we should try somthing else i say trying to change the topic

Yea may-

WHAT TH- SABRE ORANGE WHAT ARE YOU DOING says a voice from on top, A voice i recognized almost emidiently

Heyyy light i call out realized how bad this looks, we're a little stuck mind helping but he was already gone.

LEADER YOUR GONNA WANT TO SEE THIS HE YELLS

shoot

Well we're fuc-

A/N

I finaly got this out after like 4 days -_-

Anyway next is nightmare steve x his assistant so enjoy that i guess

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