Paige x Sheldon

One normal night? Not for the Coopers!

𝓐𝓾𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓮:   

NOT PAIGE X GEORGIE I SWEAR 😭

Paige is sitting on the bed on the edge still wondering. 

"Is he older or younger? Is he nice? Is he rude? Is he more like Sheldon or like Missy? Hopefully like Missy.." 

Obviously she wanted him to be more like Missy, Missy was her best friend. And Sheldon was annoying but she ignored that.

Missy came in.

"Paige your living with us!! AH SO EXCITEDDD" Missy exclaimed

"Well maybe not living with you gu-"

"Nope your staying!" Missy cutted off Paige.

"Whatever," Paige says as she laughs with Missy.

Georgie comes in through the corner.

"Missy dinner is rea- Wait who.. who are you? Are ya Whats their name again? Oh! Those heather girls?"

"Oh" Paige said in a high pitch but shy voice.

"Uh.. No Shes not.. shes the one who kissed Sheldon"

"WHA-" Georgie gets his big mouth cut off by Mary

"GEORGIE HURRY IT UP! THE FOODS GETTING COLD!!!"

Her voice in the distance barely made it through the halls but you could hear her.

Georgie sighed "Ok well uh I think the foods ready so.. Please hurry up, I think she gon' kill me."

Georgie left with his heavy texan accent.

"Uh that was weird" Missy said looking at her confused

"What up with her.."

Paige nods.

IN THE LIVING ROOM

"Ok people, I think we need to set things straight" Sheldon says in a weird way because he doesn't usually phrase things like that. 

"What is it Shelly?"

"Don't do anything weird to Paige."

"What we gon' do weird except let you eat with us?" Georgie asks 

"Georgie shut up."  Meemaw says to Georgie than gesturing to Mary with a look saying "Dont do that unless you want to get grounded"

"The point is, you all always manage to make things weird and awkward. ESPECIALLY during dinner, so lets have one normal dinner." Sheldon says ignoring Georgie comment.

"One normal dinner..?" George says rephrasing Sheldon.

"Yes."

"Ok hun whatever ya need.."  Mary said obviously just trying to make Sheldon satisfied but of course like everytime he was oblivious.

"Thank you." He nods and goes to sits down like everybody else.

MEANWHILE WITH PAIGE...

They both make it to the table but instead of dinner, Paige sees it as a obstacle..

After saying grace Paige sighs and is desperate for something to help her out. 

"Alright you comin'?" Missy asks Paige tilting her head.

"oh- yeah.."

"And please for the love of god, don't act like that again near my brother..." Missy asks and than leaves.

"Damnit. I mean on a honest note.. He was pretty cute, he was like any average guy i pulled at the college" she laughs "But i dont know hes kinda dumb and it makes it cuter, its like Sheldon and him arent even related! But on a honest note there both dumb in their own way, I guess its what makes them both..."

Paige turned red she was delulu, why was she like this?

"AH hes such a cutie" Paige said refering to Georgie.

She makes it to the dinner table.

Mary smiles at Paige 

As she sits down they say grace she continues to eat.

"So Paige, what'd ya do at the university? I know ya were around. Shelly was playin' with his friends." *Mary does a little laugh believing the innocent lie*

Sheldon was sweating. He never was able to keep a secret ever, besides none of it was really his fault.. he didn't want it to happen but when it did it just did. They didn't do anything crazy like coitus but they didn't do anything innocent either

Paige who was sitting next to him just played it off.

"Oh that? she chuckles I was hanging out with some of my friends! It was cool."

She glances at Sheldon a bit angrily.

It was alot like the Mandy and Georgie situation except with no baby and no age difference.

Authors note:

LAST WARNING: 

Guys i don't ship Georgie x Paige its just a delulu "crush" Paige has on Georgie because c'mon hes cute. (Im not a Georgie simp) But yeah this is still a Sheldon x Paige fic and SPOILER if you didn't know already but Georgie and Paige won't end up together.