not really an x reader but i'm gonna call it that anyway.
husk was perched at the bar, nursing a drink and observing the madness with a half-lidded gaze. as angel dust pranced over to him with a mischievous grin, he didn't seem particularly interested.
"hey, husky, you ever think about getting yourself a special someone?" angel dust wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
husk rolled his eyes. "not really my style. i'm too old to be chasing that kind of nonsense."
angel dust leaned in with a sly smile. "oh, come on. you've gotta have someone in mind."
husk let out an exasperated sigh. "alright, fine. there is someone."
angel dust practically squealed with excitement. "well shit! who is it?"
husk leaned back, a smirk playing on his lips. "it's my wife."
angel dust blinked, momentarily taken aback. "your wife? seriously?"
husk nodded, his nonchalant demeanor unchanged. "yeah, been married for a while. just never felt the need to tell everybody."
angel dust's eyes widened, and he turned to the other members of the hotel with a dramatic flair. "hey, everyone! husk here's got himself a secret wife!"
the sudden revelation prompted a range of reactions. charlie looked genuinely surprised, vaggie raised an eyebrow, and even alastor, who had been eavesdropping with mild interest, tilted his head in acknowledgment.
husk, for his part, didn't seem bothered by the attention. "yeah, yeah. she's a great dame, though. knows how to handle my sorry ass."
vaggie chimed in, unable to resist a teasing remark. "so, husk, when were you planning on introducing us to this mysterious wife of yours?"
husk shrugged. "whenever she feels like dropping by. i'm not about to force her into this circus."
as the revelation settled in, the hazbin hotel's resident gambler continued to sip his drink, seemingly unfazed by the unexpected turn of events.
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Fanfiction''❞ hazbin hotel oneshots ━ title says it all. all of these are on tumblr but i decided to post them on here and a03 as well! feel free to request. "𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘪'𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭" ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━...