Meetup // DNF

11 - You know what we're surrounded by? ⚠️

⚠️ - This chapter includes a sexual/NSFW sentence in it.
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(George's pov)

Me, Dream, and Sapnap are playing Minecraft. We haven't really gotten the chance to play Minecraft without streaming for a while, so right now we're just doing what we want in there.

We're in the Nether, going back to our portal. "Hey guys, y'all know the saying 'I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them that has to be ugly'? I don't know where it's from. Do you guys know?" I ask them as Sapnap lights up the portal.

"It's from the Bible, George. What the hell do you mean 'where is it from'?" Dream sarcastically answered.

"It's not from the Bible!" I chuckle.

"That's from the Bible!" Dream yelled.

I roll my eyes. "Alright. Light the portal."

We go in the portal, seeing a clay biome once we teleported back into the over-world.

Dream's character walks over to me. "What?" I ask?

"George, you know what we're surrounded by?" Dream asked

"Clay?" I answered.

"Hardened clay." Dream corrected. I gagged in disgust.

"What-?" I gag again.

Dream wheezes as he left the game and call.

"WHAT?" I chuckle. "And he left."

"What the hell?" Sapnap questioned in disgust as well.

"That was disgusting." I say, calling out the obvious.

"George, you're his wife. Go scold him." Sapnap suggested.

"Sapnap- I'm not his wife. I'd be the husband." I say, half-jokingly angry.

"Well, you're his husband. Go scold him." Sapnap corrected himself. I roll my eyes. "Me and Dream aren't married." I corrected.

"Not yet." Sapnap muttered. "Now go."

I left the discord call and called Dream on a separate call.

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(Dream's pov)

I laugh harshly. Their reactions were the funniest. I wheeze so hard I fell out of my chair, continuing to laugh.

I hear a call. Getting up, I answer it.

"Yes, George?" I asked innocently. "Dream, why?" George asked, referring to what I said earlier.

"Why what, George?" I asked cluelessly, "Dream..." He sighed. "Why did you make that disgusting joke." George asked again.

"What joke?" I asked, playing dumb.

"You saying that we were surrounded by hardened clay!" George reminded me.

"Ohhh. George, that was just a fact." I answered. I hear George groan out of annoyance. "Oh my gosh, Dream, you are such an idiot." He sighed for the thousandth time in the past five minutes.

"I could be your idiot, Georgie." I teased, earning a scoff from him. "Shut up."

"But I don't wanna." I whined. "Too bad so sad."

"What if I don't stop? What if I keep on talking?" I asked, testing George's patience. "Then I'll hang up." He threatened.

I gave George a soft gasp. "Nooo. Please don't leave me, George." I pleaded, sounding heartbroken. "What's stopping me?" He asked.

"Well- uhh..." I stumbled with my words. I didn't know what could be a reason for George to stay on the call with me.

"Well, I'm going back on the call with Sapnap. You should as well if you still want to be on the call with me." I hear George say before he hung up.

I sigh and join back on the call with George and Sapnap. The first thing I hear is, "Did you scold your husband?" from Sapnap.

"Yeah, I did." I hear George confirm. I smirk.

"So I'm your husband, George?" I ask. "No, you're not." He denied. "But you didn't correct Sapnap." I state.

"But- I- uhh...." He stumbled with his words.

"Cat got your tongue?" I ask. I hear a groan from his side of the call."Shut up, Dream." I hear George mutter. "Why would I?" I ask him.

"Because you're so annoying." He answered. "Guys, stop fighting. I don't want y'all getting a divorce." Sapnap interrupted.

"Yeah, George. I don't wanna get a divorce with you. I will not be signing the papers." I sarcastically state. "We're not married!" George yelled. I chuckle in response.

"Yeah, sure we're not." I joke. "You know what? Fine. I'm just gonna ignore you now." George stated.

"George, please no" I plead. I got no response. "GEORGEEEEEEEEE!!!" I scream.

Still no response.

"Sapnaaaap." I whine. "Dude, he's not gonna answer you." Sapnap replied.

I sigh and think for a moment. I then get an idea.

"If you don't answer, it means you wanna make out with me." I joke. "DREAM, WHAT THE HELL!?" George screamed.

I laugh hysterically, wheezing as Sapnap does as well.
"Awww, so you don't wanna make out with me, Georgie?" I frown. "No, of course I don't." He answered.

"CAN I PLAY MINECRAFT FOR ONE SECOND WITHOUT YA'LL TRYING TO FUCK EACH OTHER!?" Sapnap yelled. Me and George started laughing hysterically, me wheezing like crazy.

"What? All I did was ask a question. Why are ya'll dying?" Sapnap asked while me and George continued to laugh.

"T-THE WAY YOU SAID IT- BAHAHAHAHHAHA" George laughed loudly, most likely tearing up his mic from it.

I fall off from my chair for the second time today, wheezing uncontrollably.

"CAN YA'LL SHUT UP!?"

"NO!" We both said in between laughs.

"Fine, then. I'll just leave the call." Sapnap threatened. I rolled my eyes, and I'm sure Georg did as well.

"So? Leave, then." George challenged "Yeah, me and George want to make out without you here." I smirk. I swear, I could see George's reaction without his camera being on.

"Sapnap, please don't leave me alone with him." George begged. I chuckle.

"Nope! Suffer." Sapnap declined and left the call. "Oh, God." I hear George mutter. I smirk to myself. "Oh, so we're alone now, Georgie." I say, trying to get more reactions out of him.

"I'm gonna hang up." George threatened. I frown. "No, don't leave me." I pleaded, sounding like I was hurt emotionally from that.

"What would I get out of it if I do stay?" George asked. I thought for a moment before answering. "Me?" I say, almost sounding like as if it was a question.

"You? No thanks." George replied. "Please, Georgie?" I beg once again. "And...That nickname lost me." George answered. "I- I won't tease you for a week." I negotiated.

"I find that hard to believe." George claimed, but he is true, though. "Fine." I sigh. "You're right. But please, George. I'm so boreeeed."

"I'm sorry, Dream. I would, but I'm exhausted." George yawned. I sigh. "Okay, then. Goodnight, Georgie!" I said before George hung up. I sigh and slouch into my chair. This day is gonna go by slowly.

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