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𝙇𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙨

!!art is by  @brrxmbllon twitter!!

warning: gay (very very gay)

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Quackity was sitting at the bar of the casino in his country, Las Nevadas. He looked upset as he chugged a glass of champagne. He just lost a game of blackjack and lost $12,000. Wilbur was sitting beside Quackity with a drunken grin on his face. He kept trying to flirt with the duck-hybrid, trying his best to prove that he was sober at the same time. He definitely had more than five drinks.

"wilbur. stop trying to flirt with me." quackity said not even looking at wilbur but taking another sip of his drink. Wilbur turned to Quackity, the grin getting wider. "Come on, ducky, you know you want me." His voice was slurred as he said this. Quackity's face scrunched up in displeasure as he took another sip. He turned away from Wilbur, pretending he didn't hear him at all. Wilbur continued. "Come on. You know you want it." He scooted a little bit closer to Quackity, causing him to look back at Wilbur with annoyance clear in his eyes. "Don't worry, ducky. No one will know." Wilbur's expression was the exact same as before. The grin was making Quackity want to strangle him. quackity turned back and took another sip from his drink.

"go fuck your self." quackity spoke not looking at wilbur as quackity took another sip of his drink. Wilbur laughed drunkenly. "Oh, ducky," The man spoke, getting even closer to Quackity. "There's no need for you to be so rude. Why don't you come home with me?" Quackity rolled his eyes, starting to get very irritated. His expression was more annoyed than ever before. Wilbur continued, "I'm sure you'd like that, ducky." Quackity didn't respond, continuing to drink his drink.

Wilbur was very persistent. He got closer once more. "Come on, darling." Quackity sighed, setting down his glass. "Shut up." quackity said as he glared at Wilbur. Wilbur laughed drunkenly. "You're so cold, my love." wilbur spoke as he stared into quackitys eyes. Quackity scowls deeper, clearly not enjoying Wilbur's flirting. Wilbur's expression is still as stubborn as a drunk could be.

"ugh wilbur. can you just get the fuck out of my contrary?!" quackity said as he is now starting to get pissed off by wilbur as quackity slammed his glass on the table looking into wilburs red eyes with quackitys own brown and blind eye. Wilbur's expression went from drunkenly flirty to serious. He leaned in slightly more to Quackity. "Don't get too bitchy with me, darling." Wilbur continued to look into Quackity's eyes with the most annoying grin on his face. "I just want to spoil you for the night. Come back with me." Quackity scowls deeper, clearly not enjoying any part of Wilbur's flirting. quackitys patience was wearing thin with each passing second.

"leave. now." quackity said as he glared daggers in wilburs skull. wilbur scowled but he got up and looked into quackitys eyes. "ill see you soon love~~" wilbur spoke as he started to leave to bar as he went back to paradise.

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~~next day~~

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knock knock quackity hired from his office door. "come in" quackity spoke as he continued to do some paper work. the door opened to see a very cheerful slimecicle "quackity from lasnavadas!" slimecicle said with a cheerful voice said. "what do you need slime?" quackity spoke as he looked up from his paper work to see his friend. "two people are here to see you!" slimecicle spoke to quackity. "tell them im busy" quackity said as he went back to his paper work. "they said its important... and their from kinoko kingdom!" slimecicle spoke as quackitys eyes widen. quackity stands up and starts going down the elevator and when the elevator doors widen... he sees sapnap and Karl