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𝐵𝑜𝒶𝓇𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓈𝒸𝒽𝑜𝑜𝓁

!!art not mine!! 

fluff and a little just a little of angst! (maybe idfk) there is homophobia :,[ AND a little lime :]

enjoyyyyy!!

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wilbur just moved from Utah to las Nevada's. wilbur didn't give two shits because his girlfriend sally just broke up with him. apparently she's been cheating on him for one year. wilbur got into this cool school l'manburg high. it was named after a blown up country... dont know why someone would do that but ok. wilbur was wearing his usual yellow turtle neck with his long ass brown trench coat and black sweatpants. this one kid named jimmy was a big bad bully and started being mean to wilbur. wilbur tried to keep he cool then jimmy came up to him. "hay new kid, who do you think you are coming into these halls huh?!" jimmy said as wilbur went into jimmy's and his friends 'territory;'. "my locker is here..." wilbur spoke in his soft kind voice. jimmy gasps and starts to yell. "how dare you talk to me like that!!" jimmy then started rolling up his sleaves. "you wanna fight?!" jimmy yelled at wilbur. "no.. no i dont want to fight.." wilbur responded. jimmy then yells more catching everyone's attention. "oh! everyone look!! the newbie is a fucking wimp!!" "im not a wimp.." wilbur said as he walled closer to jimmy easily towering over over jimmy with his 6'5 figure. "oh you dick head!!" jimmy yelled then punched wilbur on the side of his face. wilbur touched the punch mark and glared at jimmy with his dark crimson red eyes. wilbur then pounces on jimmy and kits his face.. over.. and over.. and over.. and over........ "STOP!!" a teacher yelled. jimmy was all bloody. his nose was probably broken and.. he was nocked out. to be honest wilbur doesn't know his own strength but to late now. he cant turn back time. next moment hes in the principal office waiting for his parents. "Mr. Minecraft! glad you are finely here! take a seat!" the principal said as he pointed to the two chars in front of his desk. which wilbur was sitting in one of them. philza sat down in the chair looking pissed. especially at wilbur.  "so why did you call me to come in?" dadza asked the principal. "well your son here.." philza then glared at wilbur at that first part of the principals sentence. "he got in a fight. the other guy he beat up is now in the hospital. with a chipped jaw." philza looks at wilbur with smoke coming out of his ears. "we are sorry but we are going to expelle wilbur as this behaver is not expectable." the principal spoke looking at how philza looked. "of course that is completely understandable. well now we are going to leave" philza said as he grabbed wilburs wrist. 

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~~when they get home~~

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"WILBUR!!" philza yelled at his sone as soon as they got in the house "you fucking sent a guy to the hospital!! thats it! you are fucking grounded AND you are going to a boarding school!!" "wait! no i dont wanna go to a  boarding school please dad!!" "no go to your room!!" wilbur then goes to his room and sits on his bed. he made it through half the school day before the fight but.. now hes going to a boarding school "fuck.." wilbur then starts playing his guitar.. and strums it.. and Shure enough its out of tune. wilbur then tunes his guitar and strums it again. now its tuned. wilbur then starts playing and singing his new song he made. "My keyboard's like my heart.." wilbur began to sing. "It shines in RGB and it's full of blood. I don't know what is wrong with me But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely. I have trouble speaking to women unless they're 2D or high definition. Spend all my time on social media. This is the state that I'm in." then... knock knock "ugh what the fuck do you want?" wilbur spoke as the door opened. "hay nerd.. hired you got in a fight." wilburs twin brother spoke. "oh shut the fuck up techno. please just go. i want to be alone." wilbur said as he is still pissed off. "well did you win the fight?" technoblade asked. "of course i won the fight. now go. i want to be alone."