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𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙊𝙪𝙩 𝙊𝙛 𝙈𝙮 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙮

!!art not mine!!

hayoo!! im writing this like 14 hrs after posting my other chapter- wow.... im really in writing mood ig lmao-  thank you goys for 514 reads!!! enjoy!! 

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quackity was walking on the outskirts of Las Nevadas when he seen a tall figure in a ally way between two buildings that were about 5 feet apart from each other smoking a cigarette. Wilbur spots quackity and smirks "why hello there, darling" he said as he dropped his cigarette and stomped it before walking over to quackity. "wilbur... for the last fucking time, get out of my country!" quackity yelled at wilbur as his eyebrows frown. 

Wilbur chuckled. "Ohh~ I'd rather not, pretty boy." He said as he leaned onto Quackity, almost pushing him into the wall. wilbur then pulled out another cigarette and lit it with his lighter. Wilburs hand wrapped around the cigarette as he puffed out some smoke into quackitys face "I'm not too fond of being told what to do, so.. yeah." He smirked at Quackity and blew some smoke onto his face again. "You should be kinder, pretty boy." wilbur spoke as he smiled smugly at quackity.

"wilbur.. this is my fucking contrary so get the fuck out!" quackity yelled at wilbur as he pulled out his handy axe, watching wilbur take a few steps back so quackity smirks. "get out of my country or i will get my employs to take you out by force" quackity spoke again getting pissed at wilbur the longer wilbur stayed in his country. 

"You think I'm gonna be intimidated by an axe?" Wilbur said as his smirk grew slightly, although he had stepped back, his stance was still bold and cocky as before.
"Tell you what.." he said and took another puff of his cigarette before blowing the smoke out. "Give me one good reason why I should leave. And if I like it, I'll go." Wilbur leaned into the opposite wall quackity was on more, his back was up against the wall. And his arms were crossed over his chest, his eyes studying quackitys face.

"well one this is my fucking country. two you are a fucking annoying bitch." quackity said as he gripped on his axe more and grinds his teeth. Wilbur smirked as he nodded and stood up straight again, his hands un-crossing and going back into his pockets. "You're right, my lovely little duck~" he started slowly walking over to quackity again, this time getting extremely close to him, his hand coming to rest on his hip.

"I am a very, VERY, annoying person. And I'm going to stay here simply because I enjoy it here, despite what you think of me-" he stopped and got closer to quackitys face - "do you know how much I enjoy getting you angry, pretty boy?" quackity then puts his axe up to wilburs throat. "here is a better reason for you to leave my country and never return and that is: if you dont fucking leave i will kill you" quackity said venom lacing through his teeth as he talked. Wilbur smiled when quackity out his axe to his throat. "Ooh~ You're getting angry~ you've got some balls, you know that? Going so far as to try kill me..." he looked down to the axe then back up at quackity.

He then smirked and shrugged slightly "but you know what? I don't think you have it in you, my pretty boy. You're all bark but no bite"- he paused for a moment "I bet you won't do it."

"test me" quackity said as he put more force into the axe as it made wilburs neck bleed a little but not to much to kill him. "get out of my country now." quackity said again getting even more pissed. Wilbur chuckled softly as he looked down again. "Ohhh~ so you really would kill me?" Wilbur leaned his head back a bit so the axe was at his chin now.

"Oh, and you know what they say about guys that can't control their anger, right?" Wilbur said smirking up at him again before looking back down. "It says that they have small dicks." quackity quickly throws his axe back then swinging it at wilbur hard really wanting to cut off his head. Wilbur quickly ducked down to avoid the axe being swung at his head. "Woah! Looks like someone's a little angry~" he smirked as he slowly stood back up.

Wilbur's attention turned to his cigarette as he put it back into his mouth, lighting it and taking a long puff. Wilbur grinned at quackity "tell you what, my sweet little kitten~ I'll leave, but only under one condition-" he said. "and what's that bitch?" quackity asked as he snarls at wilbur.

Wilbur smirked, but it was barely visible as he seemed to be trying not to smile. Wilbur pushed away from quackity and laughed quietly.
He dropped his cigarette and stomped it out. "Fine, if you insist."

He turned to walk away but before fully turning around he stopped, smirked and looked back at quackity. wilbur then blows quackity a air kiss. Wilburs eyes lingered on quackity, before walking away. "and stay out of my country soot!" quackity yelled at wilbur as he walked away hopefully forever.. quackity hopes...

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sorry this one is a little shorter- i usually like getting to 1000 words or higher but i got really tired and kinda had to rush it since im going out soon- hope you enjoyed! tell me if you want part 2 bc ik this one doesit have a good ending lmao-thank you for reading <3 have a good day/night!!!!

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