10 ways to annoy Elphaba
1. Mistake her "accidentally" for a green bean
2. Tell her that her spells are lame
3. Ask her how her sister is
4. Always have a bucket of water around when she is near
5. Then threaten her with the bucket of water
6. Remind her that she is the one who turn her loved one into a scarecrow
7. Then also mention she made the lion, cowardly and the man, tin
8. Buy a black hat and a cape and go around yelling, "Bippity Boppity Boo! I'm Elphaba!"
9. Say that Glinda stole her spell book
10. Try to do all of these without getting yourself turned into a frog
