1. Call her Nessa Daisy (or any other flower you can think of besides a Rose)
2. When she asks you to stop calling her that say it's "NESSAsary" (LOL that's me being corny)
3. Ask her why she's in love with a tin can (Boq as the tin man)
4. Tell her that the West is MUCH better than the east (wicked witch of the East)
5. Make Madame Morrible set a tornado on her
6. Take her ruby slippers when the house lands on her
7. Ask her why she doesn't have green skin as well
8. Go on about how Galina/Glinda and Boq would make such a cute couple
9. Run if you see her pull out a spell book...only if you want to keep your heart and not become a soda can
10. Try not to get turned into tin by Nessa and Elphaba
