1. Say, "the weather is HORRIBLE today! I hate whoever caused it!"
2. Tell her you hate the weather channel
3. Say, "Now I understand why your name's Morrible! It's because you're a horrible morrible person!"
4. Ask her if she thinks the Wizard is hot
5. Say really loudly, "Come on! We all know you and the Wizard are secretly dating!"
6. Mention that she was jailed by a person who rides in a bubble
7. Set flying monkeys loose on her
8. Say you can control the wind too
9. Then turn on a fan and say, "see I can control the wind! Ooh magical huh?"
10. Do all of these without getting a house fallen on you
