Hello Rosie

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[The episode begins with Vaggie, Niffty, Alastor, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious and Husk all sitting in the hotel's lounge.]

Niffty: "So, like where are your wings?"

Vaggie: "Niffty, I don't have--"

[Vaggie's sentence is cut off by Angel Dust.]

Angel Dust: "Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?"

[Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt]

Niffty: "Yeah. Where are your tits?"

[Vaggie sighs]

???: "SHE HAS TITS DAMMIT'!"

[Everyone looked at the unknown voice, revealing it to be Y/N with multiple stab wounds and carrying a large amount of boxes and a toy made out of building blocks.]

Angel Dust: "The fuck happened to you? And what's with all those boxes building an army of boxes or something?"

Y/N: "Never ask a British person to pronounce water bottle!"

[Vaggie sighs]

Vaggie: "Any other questions?"

Husk: "I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?"

Vaggie: "It's not her fault. Angels are just--"

Angel Dust: "Liars?"

Y/N: "That and egotistical maniacs!"

Vaggie: "...difficult. But Charlie's trying her best."

Husk: "Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far."

Angel Dust: "And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?"

Vaggie: "She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone."

Y/N: "Why the emphasis on "alone?""

[Sinister music starts to play]

Alastor: "Hmm."

[Alastor vanishes into black smoke.]

[The scene changes showing Charlie in her bed under her covers softly crying. While Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with Tissues. Alastor reappears in her room and approaches her bedside.]

Alastor: "Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess."

[Charlie begins to appear annoyed]

Charlie: "Ugh, go away, Alastor."

[Alastor sits down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the covers]

Alastor: "Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?"

[Charlie emerges from the covers]

Charlie: "I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, asshole."

[Charlie wraps herself under the covers again, only for Alastor to appear laying beside her.]

Alastor: "Who's joking?"

[Charlie scared, jumps and falls off of the bed.]

Alastor: "You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next."

[Charlie now leaning on the bed.]

Charlie: "Ugh, I can't. How can I face them after failing them all so hard?"

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