And They Were Moots! (Soon to be lovers)

Kickin it back at the Park

Shuichi twirls his pencil between his fingers as the teacher pairs up groups for a science assignment. Shuichi decides that this would be a good time to think over the detective work he's conducted the past couple days.
He figured out the full names of everyone in his grade and wrote them down. Of course none of them were a match but considering the fact that he can't completely remember the surname that was given in the dox, he wasn't going to rule anyone out just yet. One thing that he did remember for certain was the address. The day prior, Shuichi had searched up the listed address and found that it was registered under the name 'Akiyama'. Upon further review he quickly found the house, owner's LinkedIn account, and eventually his full name. The woman's LinkedIn led him to numerous social media accounts, the lady in question appeared to be in her late 30s. . However, one thing that really caught Shuichi's attention was the woman's relationship status on Facebook, single. If she was really single the the chances of her having a Discord dwelling, fanfic loving, teenage kid is definitely lowered by a lot. Shuichi felt dejected.
Is this the end of the line? It's not like I have much information to go off of.
"Saihara and Oma, I'm going to put you two in a pair instead of a group of 3 since you're the only ones left. Are you both alright with that?"
The teachers words snapped Shuichi out of his thoughts.
It shouldn't come as a surprise that Shuichi is introverted. Being in a pair is a great opportunity. Less people means way easier to communicate. Being able to communicate means finishing the project in an efficient and timely manner. He'd much prefer working with one person than two.
This is perfect! Just my luck. He thought to himself. He smiled and gave the teacher a nod, indicating that he was more than fine with this arrangement.
Shuichi sat at the empty desk next to his partner and took note of his outlandish appearance. Purple hair and sickly pale skin, dressed in the same uniform everyone else was wearing as it was mandatory to do so for kids attending Hopes Peak. A splash of his personality shines through the various cheap colorful bracelet on his wrist and gray hoodie that was most definitely a violation of the schools dress code.
"Hi, you can just sit down there", Shuichi points at the desk in front of him, turned around so they can work while facing.
"I actually can't, i have a really bad medical condition and i had to get surgery along my lower back so if i sit, i could risk ripping my torso in half!" The shorter boy says, way too enthusiastic and cheery to be talking about something so..serious??
"Uh.. but you sat at your desk before.. why can't you sit here?", Shuichi asks, looking dumbly as the boy giggles like a horse (horse prince x girl mobile game) and sits down across from him.
"I was just kidding, my surgery was actually on my dick, so it's like, mega huge now. The devastating side effects of snow boarding in Iceland gone wrong...", Now he looks like he's about to break down in tears. Shuichi gets sick of his joking quickly, hastily pointing out that Iceland is warm before getting to work on their assignment. When the bell rings, he gives him his number and address. "Come over later so we can work on it together. And if you can't today, then let me know through text, okay?"
"Once i learn how to work phones, I'll totally message you! See, im actually a time traveler from the 16th century, and all of this is soooo new to me. Me and my monster dick."
Shuichi speed walked away as soon as the last word was said.

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Kokichi had arrived at Shuichis house 20 minutes ago, but the assignment hasn't even been mentioned once. Kokichi's just been rambling on about why unicorns are totally real because he owns one, and now that Shuichi knows, they have to make a blood pact to make sure he won't tell anyone because then the government will target Oma's entire bloodline including all of his children because he gets it up all the time and he needs 5 jobs to pay child support. Shuichi's just been reading through messages in his server, and catching himself up while he tunes out the other's blabbing. Then he sees a few messages from tha great alien overlord, sent during Shuichi's third period. Shit, why wasn't he looking around more? He could've noticed somebody on their phone and he would know who it was and he wouldn't be panicking right now-
"Did you pee yourself? You look absolutely ugly right now. I can't believe you would do something like that without warning, to me no less. I thought we were getting along!!! Shuichi the piss baby. That's your new name."
"Wh-what?? No, i didn't pee myself!!"he exclaims, "I spaced out, sorry.. you're so random."
"Yeah, whatever. Maybe you just naturally smell like that."