Malfunction and Explosion

Chapter 1

A tall cat-like demon walked down the path, He wore a blue dress, with a choker and a watch. His tail flicked as he made his way to the apartments he calls home, before getting a call.

"The fuck is it now?" He hissed under his breath, before answering the phone. "Explosion! Hello, my dear. How are you?" He asked, keeping his voice quiet, but loud enough to be heard by anyone listening.
"I'm just fine, Moonshine. Uh, I just want to apologise for not being in today! I got caught up in shit, and uh.. Malfunction-" Explosion spoke, stopping a few times, as he wasn't that good at speaking on the phone.
"Malfuncion?" Moonshine growled, not caring that he had interrupted his employee. "Why are you befriending that bitch? Don't you care what he did?" The cat hissed, rolling his eyes.
"My sincere apologies, sir- He's my best friend, we knew eachother since we were alive and even died-" Explosion tried to speak, suttering slightly.
"Does it sound like I care? You've wasted my FUCKING TIME!" He growled through gritted teeth, before hanging up. He slammed open the door, and quickly made his way up to his apartment. He was greeted by the familiar scent of gingerbread, and smiled slightly as he saw a small box of them on his table. It was a gift from Crypt, one of his friends, and the overlord of music.
"Hey, Voogle. Remind me to thank Crypt next time I see her." He spoke to his phone, which set a reminder. He then walked to his sofa, and sat down. He looked around for the remote, which he couldn't find, so he spent an hour looking for it...before tearing up his sofa, where it sat. He angrily grabbed it, but stopped himself from throwing it against the wall. After all, he didn't want the neighbours to...think he was fighting, would he? That would help fuck up his reputation. He then just sat down, and watched TV.. before his peace was ruined, once again, by Explosion.
"What the actual FUCK do you want?" He asked, answering the phone. His claws gripped his phone, close to smashing it to pieces.
"I'm sorry, sir! I thought you would be calm. It has been..an hour and a half, after all! I just wanted to let you know to hid-" Explosion tried speaking, but was interrupted by the cat hanging up. He went back to watching TV..but the news suddenly turned on, and a loud chiming rung outside, making his ears draw back and his tail to poof up.
"Fuck." He grumbled, his claws unsheathing slightly.

(Stay tuned for Chapter 2!)