After Ryan Gosling and Lorax fly away with their feet wings, the quirky book shelf—who is now an angry chair—comes back to life. Immediately, the angry chair dashes over too the dead remote control and throws a donkey at him. This brings the remote control back to life.
"WHERE IS THE CAT!?!?" The angry chair growls with empty, quirky red orbs.
The now confused remote control shouts, "WHAT CAT BRO??????"
"YOU KNOW WHAT CAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!" The angry chair cartwheels closer to the remote control, "THE CAT YOU FED JENNIFER LOPEZ TO!!!!"
The remote controls orbs widen—how did she know about that?!
"I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU THE CAT!" The remote control begins tap dancing aggressively.
The angry chair scowls and begins tap dancing aggressively-er, "IF YOU DONT GIVE ME THE CAT I WILL TAKE YOU EYES!!!!"
The remote control gets closer to the angry chair, "IF YOU TAKE MY EYES, I'LL TAKE YOUR FUN-SIZED WILLY!!!!"
The angry chair freezes. He steps back slowly with wide, distraught orbs.
"No..." the angry chair gasps, "you can't..."
"Oh really...? Why not..?" The remote control chuckles with malice-filled, apathetic orbs.
The angry chair trembles, "B-Because only Shrek can take penises!"
"Exactly..." The remote does the worm towards the angry chair.
The remote control suddenly grows 7'2 and his skin turns green. Green ears sprout out of of his head and his eye's go from blue-grey to brown. And his nose grows as large as Jonah Falcons shlong.
"WH-WHAT! THAT CAN'T BE?!?!?" The angry chair yells.
The remote control cackles, "Oh but it can mate!"
"WTF???!?!???" The Lorax somersaults in, "YOU ARE A REMOTE EFFING CONTROL, SHREK?!?!?"
"L-Lorax! I can explain!" The remote control/Shrek gasps.
"YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL ME YOU WERE A REMOTE CONTROL BEFORE I RAILED YOU?!?!??" The Lorax screams.
"SON, WTF????!?" Ryan Gosling suddenly spawns, "I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE YOU RAILED, LORAX!!!!! IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SON!!! I THOUGH I WAS YOUR ONE AND ONLY SNICKLE PICKLE POOKIE!!!!!???!?"
"GRANDMA GOSLING??!!!?!?!?!?!" The angry chair glares at Ryan Gosling, "YOUVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH THE LORAX?!??!? MY OWN DAD?!?!?!?!"
"Actually I've also been cheating on you with Bill Clinton too," Ryan Gosling reveals while casually watching roblox thirst traps on his penis phone.
"REEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" The angry chair explodes with her silly powers, killing Ryan Gosling.
The angry chair walks up to Ryan Goslings corpse and cutely shits on it. ☺️☺️☺️
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HumorThe remote controller must face the dreaded truth...no matter how painful it is🧌🧌🧌🥺🥺😭😭😭🤪
