Ian POV
"Can we please listen to it one more time?"
"NO JOVEN! WE ALREADY LISTENED TO CALL ME MAYBE SIX TIMES!" Anthony semi-yelled at Joven.
"Party poopers. Sohinki lets me listen to it."
"Good for Sohinki. We actually have taste in music." I told him.
"Yeah turn on the Bieber!" Anthony joked.
"Um no. Just look for Uma Thurman or something." I said
"Needy bitches." Joven mumbled as he started driving away from the donut shop and trying to find some Fall Out Boy.
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We had finally arrived at the carnival.
Since it was 11:00 at night, not many people were here. It was perfect.
Anthony walks over to my door to open it. His cheesy gentlemen crap is really cute.
Joven gets out of the car too, much to our surprise.
"Where are you going?" Anthony asks him.
"THIS BLIND BOY IS GOING TO THE FREAKING MERRY-GO-ROUND!" Joven yells as he runs into the ticket booth.
The lady running the ticket booth just glares at him like she doesn't get paid enough to work there.
Anthony and I roll our eyes and laugh as Joven sadly walks to the back of the line of the booth. We join him to get tickets. There's only about three people in line, so we don't have to wait that long.
"Bye Ianthony!" Joven says as he walks over to the Merry-Go-Round.
All the kids in line look at him like he's a pedophile. Joven just starts talking to a little boy with a Batman shirt on.
"Joven has found his people." I tell Anthony. He laughs.
"So...we have a few hours. Where do you wanna go first?" Anthony asks.
I lean in close to him and whisper two words:
"Cotton. Candy."
He just nods and we walk off to find the nearest food vendor that sells cotton candy. Anthony pays for it and I kiss him on the cheek.
"You didn't have to do that." I say.
He just smiles and pats my head, saying,"I guess you could say I'm sweeter than candy?"
"No." I say and get fake mad and walk off.
He looks really stressed out.
"What did I do, Ian?" He asks.
"Nothing. I just like messing with you."
He giggles and puts a piece of cotton candy in my mouth.
"And you are sweeter than cotton candy." I say while smiling.
He pulls me into a kiss and things get really heated all of a sudden.
Next thing I know, Anthony has me pushed against a tree and he's kissing me powerfully.
Wait a minute. I see someone walking up behind him.
IS THAT JOVEN!?
I try looking at Anthony to give him a signal to stop but it doesn't work.
Joven walks up to us with the little boy in the Batman shirt.
"Hey guys! I'd like you to meet my friend-" Joven realizes we're making out and looks shocked for a second.
Then he realizes the little boy is still staring shocked.
And Anthony STILL hasn't stopped kissing me! Not that I'm complaining, it just really isn't a good time.
"SHIELD YOUR EYES LITTLE TIMMY!!!!" Joven yells as Timmy covers his eyes.
Joven steers his little friend, Timmy, into a different direction, giving us a glare for scarring the kid and probably ruining his childhood.
Anthony finally stops kissing me and we both start laughing.
Our laughter comes to a halt when we realize something very important is missing.
MY VIRGINITY
Nah, just kidding.
"THAT DICK STOLE OUR COTTON CANDY!!!" Anthony yells.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" I yell back.
Everyone around us looks at us like we're crazy.
"I guess we'll just have to buy some more then." Anthony finally says once he has gotten over most of his anger.
"You say we as if you'll actually let me pay for something." I say.
"That's why it's funny because you know I won't." Anthony says with a laugh as he walks up to the vendor to buy some more cotton candy.
Anthony hands me the cotton candy and I smile at him affectionately.
But the smile drains from my face when I see who's walking up to us.
"Hey guys! Timmy had to go home, it was past his bedtime. Ready to leave?" He asks, as if he didn't commit a horrible crime moments ago.
"You're lucky you're our only ride." I say as Anthony wraps his arm around me and we all walk back to the limo.
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Joven finally starts to drive us to the Smosh house. He hasn't really been talking much the whole drive. That's strange. Then I start hearing a chewing noise coming from the driver's seat.
I lean over to Anthony and whisper in his ear,"That little asshole is eating our cotton candy!"
His hands ball into fists and mine do the same.
"Hey! We're finally here!" Joven says as he pulls to a stop.
Anthony and I walk out of the limo. I start to walk into the house but suddenly stop when I hear Anthony knocking on Joven's window.
Joven rolls down the window with a confused face.
Anthony just flips him off and steals the rest of the cotton candy.
A sad look appears on Joven's face as he drives away into the darkness.
I high-five Anthony and we walk into the house holding hands.
"That was quite a spectacular night, thanks Anthony." I say and kiss his cheek.
"The fun has just begun." Anthony says as he leads me into my bedroom.
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Hi guys! Should I do a smut chapter? Comment if you want me to, even if one person says yes I'll write it. And if you don't like smut, I'll make sure it doesn't really affect the story, and I won't make it the whole chapter. I'll still have the normal fluffiness in it as well!
Thanks for reading and bye!
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