Episode 1: The Chris-Tantic

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(DISCLAIMER): This is a sequel NOT to Season 2 of the reboot, as some may get confused. But a sequel to my own fanfics, Total Drama Awaniko Jungle and Totally Dramatic High. Read those if you want, they're okay. Also-

SPOILERS!

Also, stay cool yo. You look great today. Love what you've done to your hair. 😉🫵

We start the third season with-

"WELL! High School's done!"

-Chris

"Chris man, they've got a year left."

-Chef

"..you don't HAVE TO REMIND me Chef! Now then, this season of Total Drama isn't too dissimilar to another season we had- but instead of traveling by plane, we decided to 'rent' a YACHT!"

-Chris

"He has a friend, he bought the yacht for us."

-Chef

"And with their contract loophole, ALL 16 contestants- plus some surprise new cast members will be joining with us today for an all paid expense trip around the world IN A YACHT! Truly, I treat these guys the best."

-Chris

An intern walks up to Chris and gives him a coffee as Chris takes a sip.

"BLEUGH! I wanted a Double Latte! Plunder him!"

-Chris

"What?! Oh- CMON!"

-Ryno

Chef pushes him down to the water.

"YUP! It's about to get even CRAZIER! TRAUMA-FILLED! LAWSUIT INDUCING-!"

-Chris

"Lawsuit?! WHERE?!"

-Chef

Chef starts to panic.

"It's TOTAL! DRAMA! SEA-VENTURE!"

-Chris

(The Original Intro Plays, Not That DUMB STUPID UGLY INTRO I HATE THAT INTRO UGHHHHH)

We see everyone arriving one by one in their cars.

First to come out, Bowie and the Hockey Bros.

"First up! Wayne, Raj and Bowie!"

-Chef

"WOOOOOO! We're BACK YO!"

-Raj

"The show that brought these two lovebirds together no-less!"

-Wayne

"I think you mean love-owls Wayne."

-Bowie

Bowie gives Raj a kiss and Raj blushes.

"Speaking of lovebirds-"

-Nichelle

Nichelle steps out of her limbo and gives Wayne a kiss.

"Nichelle..! Stop! You're embarrassing me in front of Raj..!"

-Wayne

Raj laughs as Bowie silently chuckles.

"Well, too bad."

-Nichelle

Nichelle hugs Wayne as Wayne hugs her back.

"Ugh.. so sickly sweet.. I HATE all of you. Come on up to the yacht people!"

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