The only GOOD PJO crack fic

Chapter 1: Museum

(This is the book version of Percy Jackson)

Hi. I'm SkibidiRizzGyattForTheRizzler 🌸💅💅🩷🌸🩷🩷💅. I'm a demigod. 🏺🏛️🏺🏛️. If you read this **slay** story, you might be a Demigod. ⚡️🔱🗿 I'm the daughter of SkibidiOhioRizz and the god Hermes. 🪽🪽📦📦. But I didn't know that yet.

So like, I go to school at Yancy academy for troubled children (I'm troubled alright) I have dyslexia and shit idfk 🙄🙄 (I use it for tiktok clout) I'm friends with Percy Jackson and Grover Underwood. Even tho I'm friends with Grover I still make fun of him cause he has acne and a beard lol. Percy has this super black hair and super green eyes like **SHMEXY** emeralds 💚💚.

Yancy academy is pretty cool. My algebra teacher is Mrs Dodds and she's a stupid fucking bitch. I put pin needles on her chair and blame it on Nancy Bobofit with her retarded ass Kleptomaniac-Ness 🙄🙄💅💅. *material gorl hair flip* She always wears some shitty leather jacket even though shes an old fucking hoe, she came in the middle of the year because I made the old math teacher have a nervous breakdown. 😀 My other teacher is Mr. Brunner, the Latin teacher. He wears a wheelchair (XD bro got no walk 🚷🚶) and is nice to us. He likes the Greek gods and stuff. My favorite is Dionysus cause he likes wine like me.

So one day I was making fun of Grover cause he told me he was adopted when I asked where his parents were. "Lame. Fatty. Fatty Fatty. Fatty. Lack of parents. Cringe. Adopted😆🤣🤭🤭🤣" I said to him cause I'm cool. Grover looked pretty sad. "What's wrong with being adopted?" He asked me softly. I leaned in and smirked, "Lack of parents? 😏😏😏😼😼😼" I'm so funny XD.

Before Grover could respond some bitch threw a PB&J at his head. It was Nancy Bobofit. She's this freckle covered soulless ginger kleptomaniac bitch. "Omg you fucking bitch whore!! Who tf even names their kid Nancy it's not the 1950s anymore. 🙄🙄. Also what kinda last name is Bobofit?? R u a fucking monke?? I'm surprised you don't get bullied!!" I said to her, only I can bully Grover. 🙄🙄. Grover put his hand on my shoulder, "It's fine. I like peanut butter.." he said. I flipped him off and went to sell drugs and lick toes in the back of the bus. Nancy usually picks on him cause he's an easy target. But she's an easy target for a hitman-

Anywayssss... Grover is 169% easy to bully. Trust me I do it. He always cries cause he's a crybaby. I think he was held back a few grades cause he looks like he's 20 something instead of 11. He was also ✨crippled✨ so he didn't have to do PE but everyone else did. Some doctors note he probably forged 🙄. He walked funny too.

Once we got to the museum I Indian burnt Grover's arm and kicked his foot. I told him an Indian burn was actually a magic trick, I told him to close his eyes and I said i wasn't even touching him he's so gullible XD 🤣😆😆🤣🤣🤭🤭

So like, we got into the museum. Mr. Brunner kept talking abt Hercules and shit idfk. "Everyone, this statue is of Hercules, the Greek hero." He said to us, I put my hand up. "Yes Miss Fanum Tax?" He was visibly cringing at my last name like what a fucking bastard tf did I do to him????? "Erm Actually, his Greek name is Heracles and his Roman name was Hercules ☝️🤓" I said cause idk why I know that lolzerz. "Miss Fanum Tax?" He said agitatedly "wut" I said. "Please stand in the back." He said as he pinched the bridge of his nose. "Ugh fineeee" I went back there and didn't hear anything.🙁