The only GOOD PJO crack fic

Chapter 3: I yeet Nancy the 1950's bitch whore L rizz ratioed by Kai Cenut-

Percy was abt to open up his sandwich when FUCKING NANCY BOBOFIT showed up and threw her half finished lunch into Grover's lap.

"Oops." She giggled with her shitty fucking ass crooked witch bitch (Sorry witches thats an insult) gross ass motherfucker hoe whore bitch rizzless ratioed by Aiden Ross and Kai Cenut I wanted to stab that fucking bitch with a wooden stake, smack her, and call that fucking bitch a gross ass motherfucker hoe whore bitch rizzless and ratioed by Aiden Ross and Kai Cenut L bitch. Like that little ho is fuckin souless her hair is so orange like a fucking cheeto 🙄🙄

Also her freckles look like fucking spray painted cheetos 🧀that fucking hoe looks like the cheetos tiger, otto the orange, and gritty banged and had that fucking disgrace of a human being.

I was super mad and I went to tell Percy that he has to do the turtle technique 🐢🐢 (stop, go in ur shell, take 3 deep breaths, and think of a solution.) It's stupid af tho so I grabbed Nancy's friend Debbie (istg they're from the 50s) and poured boiling hot coffee on her from the museum cafe. Percy threw Nancy into the water but it was kinda funny cause she was screaming like: 'PeRcY pUsHeD mEh' and her friend Debbie was screaming in pain XD

Btw Mrs. Dodds is a fast old lady and she appeared by me and Percy. She went over to Nancy the fucking bitch whore bonobo chimp and was like 'oOoOoOh HoNeY i'Ll BuY yOu A nEw ShIrT aT tHe MuSeUm GiFt ShOp' or whatever.

Then that bitch whore appeared next to us.