The last RAW before a Royal Rumble... Where everything will be on the line. People will compete for that main event spot, Wrestlemania. Wrestlemania, the grandest stage of them all. Wrestlemania, known for being the Undertaker's favorite event. Wow, I'm really getting into it. Rumble's this Sunday and Helms Squared has a tag team turmoil match which includes great teams like Hardy's, Team 3D, Kane and RVD... Winning team gets to choose the stipulation. Not going to tell you my stipulation...
Jerry Lawler: Welcome to Monday Night Raw, everyone! Jerry the King Lawler, here with my new partner...
Ric Flair: Woo, woo! Nature Boy Rick Flair, the stylin, profilin, gun slingin son of a gun next to the King.
Jerry Lawler: I was shocked too.
Ric Flair: I'm not, King. Trish Stratus invited the Nature Boy here... Woo! I'm the Nature Boy.
Jerry Lawler: Royal Rumble's this Sunday and we're packed with some serious competition here. Triple H and Goldberg are the recent addition to the tag team turmoil match, news from our WWE app.
Ric Flair: Ah, Goldberg. Evolution is indeed a mystery.
Jerry Lawler: Sugar Shane kidnapped the Billion Dollar Princess and played mind games with Triple H as a part of a Helms Squared. Alister's match with Goldberg ended in a no contest... Triple H and Goldberg showed the fans that they are a force that should be reckoned.
Ric Flair: Woo... Woo. Woo... You know it. Sorry, wrong catchphrase.
Team 3D defeated the Hardys again before Royal Rumble... Does that mean... They can win cause they've been coming back as a legendary team and winning against established teams like Hardys.
Ric Flair: Testify, brothers! Woo.
Jerry Lawler: Ladies and gentlemen, I've got an announcement to make. Kane and RVD will not be competing in the tag team turmoil match because of legal issues.
Ric Flair: RVD probably got high and took Kane with him. Woo!
Jerry Lawler: Naitch, seriously?... *facepalm*
Ric Flair: Come on, King. It's trending on Twitter right now.
Jerry Lawler: Vertebreaker is also the trend topic... And it has been the focal point since Alister Helms and Sugar Shane Helms joined forces.
Ric Flair: All eyes on the Vertebreaker, everybody.
I was listening to music from my iPod and doing pushup's in front of Trish .. Now that's my kind of work, any work that includes doing the Vertebreaker... I just hope that we can win the match against Team 3D and the team of Triple H and Goldberg. I'm hearing a voice. Where were we? Trish's office.
Trish Stratus: Alister!
The music was way too loud to hear what Trish was saying.
Trish Stratus: Alister, your music's too loud!
I still couldn't hear what Trish said... Till she pulled the earphone and yelled towards my ear.
Trish Stratus: Dude, I'm trying to focus...
Alister Helms: On my body, I know... Gotta stay focused on Triple H...
Trish Stratus: You should be lucky that Steiner's going to be involved in your match with Triple H tonight.
Alister Helms: What the hell, Trish? Why make it a triple threat match like that? He's the Genetic Freak and I'm literally like a featherweight compared to Scott freaking Steiner!
Trish Stratus: Haha, relax, I'm just kidding. He's on a vacation anyways... Maybe not, but Steiner's definitely not involved.
Alister Helms: Phew... Okay then. You scared my lifeless body... Don't do that again, don't...
I was literally cuddling with Trish Stratus, my childhood role model. Next up was CM Punk's match with Randy Orton.
Jerry Lawler: Randy Orton going for an RKO... But it's countered by an Irish whip to the top rope.
Ric Flair: Randy's improved so much throughout the years, King. Makes me remember our Evolution days.
Jerry Lawler: You guys dominated the entire Raw roster back then.
Ric Flair: Woo. Don't forget the comeback of Evolution that happened this year.
Jerry Lawler: Shining Wizard! Bulldog!
Ric Flair: Wow, you ARE distracted.
Jerry Lawler: Because Punk's getting ready for a GTS.
Justin Roberts: And the winner of this match... CM PUNK.
-locker room-
I was getting ready for my match against Triple H , punching bags and push ups... Punk had interrupted me to wish me good luck.
CM Punk: Good luck, champ. Hope you kick his authorized ass.
Alister Helms: Thanks, Punk. Hope you win the Rumble...
CM Punk: I will, son. I'm the best in the world. I'm not going to listen to those internet smarks, people with suits and other idiots anymore cause I'm myself: CM Punk.
Alister Helms:Yep. See me while I'm connecting the Vertebreaker.
CM Punk: Fine.
Was Punk really there for me? I'm a newbie compared to Punk's stature.
Our main event ended in a no contest again as I fought Goldberg again and traded punches with each other.
Ric Flair: Woo!
Jerry Lawler: Goldberg and Helms, facing each other once again.
Ric Flair went away pretty soon... But we weren't done yet.
-after the show, at the parking lot-
Lita: You defended yourself pretty well against Goldberg.
Alister Helms: Thanks. It's so nice to hear it from you. Anyways, what's up?
Lita: Nothing, really. I was just checking on my protege.
Alister Helms: Don't worry, I'm doing fine.
Lita smiled and got inside the car, sitting on the passenger's seat.
Lita: I guess I still have a lot to teach you.
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The Ascension of Helms( A WWE Storyline)
AcţiuneI'm Alister Helms, one half of Helms Squared with the great Shane Helms as my partner. You see, I hate what WWE has become since the Attitude Era. From the legendary Stone Cold Steve Austin kicking Vince's old ass to Mick Foley being the WWE Champio...
